Gunman Dead After Annihilating Parishioners At Sunday Church Service!

DISHONORABLY DISCHARGED FROM THE AIR FORCE WITH A BAD CONDUCT DISCHARGE INVOLVES SOME SERIOUS FUCKING UP, SO WHEN DEVIN KELLY SHOWED UP IN FULL COMBAT GEAR AND ATTACKED A CHURCH FULL OF DEVOUT WORSHIPPERS AT A SUNDAY MORNING SERVICE, WELL IT IS NOT A SERIOUS STRETCH THAT THE GUNMAN WAS SERIOUSLY MENTALLY DERANGED FOR HIM TO TAKE HIS SELF HATRED AND OPEN FIRE ON A BUNCH OF DEFENSELESS PEOPLE IN A RURAL TEXAS CHURCH.

HAD THIS PRICK HAD ANY DIGNITY AND RESPECT, HE WOULD HAVE JUST KILLED HIMSELF AND HIS PAIN WOULD HAVE BEEN OVER INSTANTANEOUSLY. INSTEAD, HE MORPHED INTO A HATE-FILLED PSYCHOPATH VENTING HIS RAGE WITH A SEMI-AUTOMATIC RIFLE ON INNOCENTS. HE NOW GETS SPECIAL DISTINCTION OF BEING A "MASS MURDERER", OTHER THAN THAT, HE WAS JUST A BIG PIECE OF SHIT ON THE HUMAN GARBAGE PILE! HE WON'T BE REMEMBERED MUCH BY EVERYDAY PEOPLE IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS, BUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE DIRECTLY AFFECTED WILL REMEMBER HIM ALWAYS, AS WILL LAWMEN AND CRIMINOLOGISTS WHO WILL STUDY HIS SICK MIND AND MOTIVES FOREVER SO AS TO PREVENT THIS VERY TYPE OF ATTACK FROM EVER OCCURRING AGAIN. 

SO ENJOY HELL, DEVIN KELLY. IT'S RIGHT WHERE YOU BELONG WITH ALL OF YOUR EVIL BUDS! HAVE FUN IN HELL WITH SATAN AND LUCIFER AND THEIR GANG OF GHOULS! YOU SOULLESS FUCK!
  MOTHERFUCKER.