Martha's Vineyard To Be Re-Named "Chimp Island" In Honor Of The O'bama's Moving There!

PROPERTY VALUES HAVE PLUMMETED SINCE IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT THE O'BAMA'S ARE IN THE PROCESS OF PURCHASING A $15 MILLION DOLLAR MANSION ON MARTHA'S VINEYARD! THIS TYPICALLY HAPPENS WHEN BLACK PEOPLE START TAKING OVER A NEIGHBORHOOD. THE NEIGHBORHOOD STARTS TO GO INTO STEEP DECLINE. THE O'BAMA'S HAVE PLENTY OF MONEY THOUGH TO TOSS AROUND. AN ESTIMATE OF THEIR NET WORTH IS IN EXCESS OF $150 MILLION DOLLARS, SO THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO MONEY WORRIES AT ALL. FUNNY HOW THEY REALLY CASHED IN ISN'T IT? I DON'T THINK I'LL BE VISITING "CHIMP ISLAND" ANY TIME SOON TO HOBNOB WITH O'BAMA AND THE EAST COAST ELITE'S WHO CALL THE PLACE "PARADISE"! THEY WON'T MISS ME EITHER!