Tuesday, April 1, 2014

From The WTF Department; I Don't Make This Stuff Up, I Read It And Say To Myself, "What The Fuck?!?"!

I'm At The Washington Post Website Today And The Have A Feature Call "Cringe-worthy Moments In Race" Of Course, You Have To Watch A Stupid Commercial Before You Can Look At The Piece. The Commercial, A Bunch Of Black People Eating KFC! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Ha!!!!!!!

This Evil MotherFucker Should Be In Hell Right Now In My Opinion. Direct Heir To The Dupont Fortune - Rapes His 3 Year Old Daughter[That's Right THREE YEARS OLD!] Admits It, Goes To Trial And The Judge In Delaware Gives Him PROBATION! IF This Is Not A WTF Moment, I Don't Know What Is! That Fucking Judge Ought To Be Immediately Removed From The Bench, Tarred And Feathered! Just Who The Fuck Does She Think She Is Letting A Sick Incest Kiddie Raper Off On Probation Anyway

Just Exactly What IS Michelle Obama Doing In China Anyway? What Kind Of Sweer-Heart Deals Is She Putting Together For Herself And Her Husband When He Leaves Office. The Caption Is Right. Did You Ever See Chimpelle Waving An American Flag Around?

Ted Nugent Is A Real ASSHOLE! Right Click The Picture And Open It Up In A New Window If You Can't Read The Caption. Calling The President Of The United States Of America A "Subhuman Mongrel" While Stumping For A Candidate For Statewide Office In Texas Is NEVER A Good Idea. WTF Quotient 10:10! HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This Piece Takes The Cake Today, "A LESBIAN ONLY CEMETERY"! Oh, I Get It, So Lesbians Can Be In The Afterlife Together! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!! A DUMPING GROUND FOR OLD DYKES! HAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Create Your Own Caption, This Pic Is Too Good To Pass Up!
THE WHAT THE FUCK DEPARTMENT WAS WORKING OVERTIME IN THE WORLD TODAY. SURE THERE WAS THE STORY ABOUT THE IDIOT AFRICAN WHO LET THE HYENAS EAT HIS GENITALS BECAUSE THE WITCH DOCTOR TOLD HIM IT WOULD MAKE HIM RICH [ISN'T MULTI-CULTURALISM WONDERFUL? SEE, WE'LL ALL BE SO HAPPY LIVING UNDER THE MANY COLORS OF THE RAINBOW!!!]. 

HOW ABOUT THE MISSING MALAYSIAN AIRLINER THAT, "JUST DISAPPEARED" YEAH, RIGHT! WHAT A FUCKING HOAX AND CON JOB THIS STORY IS!!! THEY'RE WASTING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS SEARCHING FOR A PLANE WHEN THE US GOVERNMENT KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE IT IS. WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO RE-PATRIATE THE PASSENGERS WITH THEIR FAMILIES AND GIVE THE WORLD AN EXPLANATION THE CRIMINAL LIARS!

AND WHAT ABOUT THAT IDIOT US POLITICIAN PAUL RYAN WHO IS GOING TO SLASH 15 TRILLION FROM THE DEBT BY GETTING RID OF MEDICAID, MEDICARE AND FOOD STAMPS. HIS SOLUTION, GATHER ALL THE POOR PEOPLE TOGETHER FOR A FEAST THEN BURN THEM ALIVE JUST LIKE VLAD THE IMPALER DID!

SO THE NEXT TIME YOU READ OR HEAR SOMETHING THAT JUST DOES NOT MAKE SENSE AND SAY TO YOURSELF, "WHAT THE FUCK?!!!" REMEMBER, YOU'RE NOT ALONE, BECAUSE THERE ARE MILLIONS OF US OUT HERE SAYING THE SAME THING, WHAT THE FUCK!???

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