OMG! The Russians Won't Return Our Phone Calls!

Remind Me Again, Who's The Number 1 Terrorist In The World?

Free Speech At It's Finest!

Jesus Of Denver

Crucifixion A Horrible Way To Die!

End Times Prophecy States Clearly, "They Will Burn Aborted Fetuses To Generate Electricity, Then You Wil Know The Hour Of The Lord Is At Hand!".

Whatever happened To All Those Anti-War Protesters From The Vietnam Era? Well, They're Living As Condo Commandos At Retirement Villages In Florida And Arizona!

It's All A Matter Of Scale. Dinosaurs Lived 160 Million Years Ago, Our Life Is A Minute Blip On The Radar Screen

CONFOUND THOSE RUSKIES ANYWAY! DAMMIT, THEY WON'T TAKE OUR PHONE CALLS! IDIOTS IN THE PENTAGON ARE DISMAYED WHY THE RUSSIANS WON'T TAKE PHONE CALLS FROM THE US SECRETARY OF DEFENSE?!? DAMMIT, WE HAVE TO TELL THEM TO BACKOFF AND STAY OUT OF THE UKRAINE!

WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS THE US HAS RUNNING THINGS! IDIOT OBAMA, AKA, THE "FOREIGN OCCUPIER" IS FLITTING AROUND ASIA ON A "DIPLOMACY MISSION". DID HE GET ANY HARD PROMISES FROM JAPAN TO CLEAN UP FUKUSHIMA? NO FUCKING WAY! DESPITE GIFTING THE IDIOT JAPANESE WITH MORE THAN 37 BILLION OF YOUR HARD EARNED TAX DOLLARS, IDIOTS IN JAPAN HAVE LET THE MELTED DOWN REACTORS SPEW RADIATION FOR 38 MONTHS! WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKHEADS THOSE JAPANESE ARE!

MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA, THE LEADERSHIP THERE IS QUIETLY GOING AHEAD WITH INVADING UKRAINE. JUST WHAT DOES THE US THINK IT CAN DO ANYWAY? GO TO WAR WITH RUSSIA? DO WE DO A PRE-EMPTIVE ATTACK ON THEIR NUKE MISSILE SILOS? WHAT ABOUT THEIR SUBMARINES THAT WILL THEN RETALIATE?

YEP, ITS THE END TIMES I GUESS. GET YOUR SURVIVAL GEAR IN ORDER...,BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT!