Bombs Away Motherfuckers!

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IN THE WANING DAYS OF THE O'BAMA ADMINISTRATION, THERE IS NO TELLING WHAT SHIT THEY ARE GOING TO TRY TO PULL.

ONE THING IS FOR SURE, AMERICANS NEED TO BE VERY VIGILANT. THE FOREIGN OCCUPIER, THE KENYAN BORN PRESIDENT HAS BEEN WARNED BY HILLARY TO CALL OFF THE FBI OR SHE WILL RELEASE HIS FULL DOSSIER WHICH DETAILS HIS ACTUAL BIRTH RECORDS AND HIS CIA SERVICE. NOT ONLY DID THIS GET O'BAMA'S SWIFT AND IMMEDIATE ATTENTION, BUT IT MADE HIM THINK OF WAYS HE COULD DISPOSE OF THIS "PROBLEM".

SINCE THE AMERICAN ECONOMY IS ABOUT TO IMPLODE BECAUSE THE BIG BANKS AND WALL STREET CONCERNS WERE NOT ALLOWED TO FAIL AND BE LIQUIDATED IN 2008 AND 2009 AS WOULD HAPPEN IN THE NORMAL COURSE OF EVENTS, THEY HAVE BECOME "WARDS OF THE STATE" EVEN MORE ADDICTED TO GOVERNMENT FUNDING THAN EVER. THEY HAVE IN EFFECT BECOME NATIONALIZED THOUGH ALL PROFITS ARE RETAINED BY THE PRIVATE SHAREHOLDERS AND NOT THEIR GOVERNMENT GUARANTORS.

HAD THE TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS THAT HAD BEEN PUMPED INTO RESCUING THESE BANKS AND WALL STREET FINANCE HOUSES BY THE FEDERAL RESERVE INSTEAD HAVE BEEN DIRECTLY TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO PAY OFF THEIR CONSUMER DEBT, MORTGAGES, VEHICLE AND STUDENT LOANS, THE DEBT EMANCIPATION OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WOULD HAVE SEEN THE AMERICAN ECONOMY GO INTO OVERDRIVE AND FIRE ON ALL BURNERS. SADLY, THIS WAS NOT THE CASE. IT WAS MORE IMPORTANT TO RESCUE THE MILLIONAIRES AND BILLIONAIRES THAN TO HELP OUT THE MASSES IN AMERICA.

WHAT IF O'BAMA HAD LIVED UP TO HIS YOUTHFUL IDEALS AND HIS FANCY RHETORIC? WELL, FOR ONE THING, HE WOULD NOT HAVE TURNED OFF MILLIONS WHO WERE HOPEFUL ABOUT HIS ABILITIES AND POTENTIAL ONLY TO SEEM HIM SQUANDER BOTH AS HE SOUGHT TO REMOVE HIMSELF FROM THE HANDS ON OPERATION OF HIS OFFICE AS HE SOUGHT EXPENSIVE VACATIONS AND ROUNDS OF GOLF. A REAL EXECUTIVE, MAKING THE MOST OF HIS "PERKS" WHILE LETTING THE BUSINESS OF RUNNING THE COUNTRY GET OUT IN FRONT OF HIM. IT'S TURN OUT HE HAS BECOME A MONUMENTAL FAILURE, NOT ONLY AS A PRESIDENT, BUT AS A MAN, AND AS AN AMERICAN. IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY HARSH ASSESSMENT, TOUGH. THAT IS HOW I SEE HIM AND I BELIEVE THAT'S HOW HISTORY WILL VIEW HIM. A MAN WITH THE POWER OF THE PRESIDENCY WHO WITHDREW INTO HIS SHELL AND PUT A MANNEQUIN MOUTHING A LOOPLESS TAPE OF TALKING POINTS.

OH, THE REPUBLICANS CAN TALK BIG ABOUT "TAX CUTS" AND ENDING THE "DEATH TAX", BUT I ASK YOU, "HOW ARE THEY GOING TO PAY BACK 20 TRILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT THAT THE NATION HAS ACCUMULATED?". 

20 TRILLION.

WE DON'T HAVE IT. 

WE'RE BANKRUPT.

AMERICANS ARE BANKRUPT.

HAVE STUDENT LOANS? YOU'RE BANKRUPT BECAUSE TECHNICALLY YOU'RE INSOLVENT! TOO BAD THEY WON'T LET YOU FILE BANKRUPTCY! HA, HA, HA THE GOVERNMENT OWNS YOUR ASS!

SO GO AHEAD AND MAX EVERYTHING OUT! GO AHEAD! BECAUSE WHEN THE BOTTOM DROPS OUT, YOU CAN LEAVE THE CREDITORS HOLDING THE BAG! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! SEE YA IN BANKRUPTCY COURT!

BOMBS AWAY!

THE COLLAPSE IS COMING!