So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you, what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Congressmen.
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered. And, as an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.
And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
Is this a great country or what?
LET 'EM CUT ENTITLEMENTS SO THE US GOVERNMENT CAN CONTINUE ILLEGAL WARS AND RUN A POLICE STATE! KEEP TAXES ON THE RICH LOW SO THE MILLIONAIRE CONGRESS KEEPS GETTING RE-ELECTED. MEANWHILE, YOUR KIDS DIE IN THESE WARS, THEY GO TO SCHOOL AND BECOME TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN DEBT WITH STUDENT LOANS WHILE 500 PEOPLE APPLY FOR ONE JOB OPENING AT BURGER KING OR CHINAMART! THIS IS THE AMERICA I KNOW AND LOVE!
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