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IDIOT MILLIONAIRES COMMITTING SUICIDE TODAY, DRINKING CHAMPAGNE AND TAKING SECONAL SURROUNDED BY THEIR HEIRS WHO WILL REAP MILLIONS MORE IF THEY DIE BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT!

INSTEAD OF LEAVING THE BULK OF THEIR ESTATE TO THE US GOVERNMENT WITH HIGHER TAX RATES IN 2013, THEY ARE LOCKING IN THIS YEARS HISTORICALLY LOW TAX RATES. BY DYING TODAY, THEY HAVE PEACE OF MIND, KNOWING, THAT THEIR HEIRS RECEIVE MORE MONEY RATHER THAN GIVING IT TO UNCLE SAM'S TAX COLLECTORS!

PRAISED AS "HEROES" BY THEIR RELATIVES FOR THEIR "COURAGEOUS" ACTIONS THESE OLD MILLIONAIRES ARE ACTUALLY SMILING AS THEY FADE AWAY! STORY HERE