DEFCON 2 Implemented - War Imminent

Issued Tonight

Troops Called Back From Leave, Heading Back to Their Units

It Looks Like Kim Jong-Fatfuck Is Not Only Delusional, But, Suicidal As Well

MILITARY SENT TO DEFCON 2. CHINA WARNED IF THEY INTERFERE, US WILL; JUST RIP UP THOSE LOAN CONTRACTS AND SAY, "SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS". US MILITARY HAS NEITHER DESIRE OR WILL TO FIGHT A PROLONGED BATTLE ON THE KOREAN PENINSULA. NUKES WILL BE USED TO NEUTRALIZE NORTH KOREA IF THEY ATTACK ANYONE.

THAT'S ALL I HAVE RIGHT NOW. I JUST HOPE KIM JONG-FATFUCK GETS THE MESSAGE. THIS COMMIE PRICK LIKES THE "GOOD LIFE" SO MUCH, HE'S NOT GOING TO RISK HIS LIFE ON "EASY STREET" BY GOING TO WAR. IF HE DECIDES TO ATTACK, HE KNOWS HE'LL BE A DEAD MAN! WHAT A PATHETIC ASSHOLE THIS TUB OF LARD KIM JONG-FATFUCK IS! HE'S A FUCKING JOKE AND SO IS HIS NATION OF PATHETIC, ASSHOLE LOSERS!