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OTHER DOUCHEBAG FAUX NEWS WAS A GORILLA REJECTED BY ITS' OWN MOTHER! NEWS WHORE JAKE TAPPER DONS FAKE GORILLA SUIT SO HE CAN EXCLAIM ON LIVE TELEVISION, "THE BABY GORILLA IS PEEING ALL OVER ME!". I KID YOU NOT! THIS IS FUCKING NEWS! WHAT ASSHOLES!
THE ONLY STORY WITH POSSIBLE TEETH IN IT WAS THE APPREHENSION OF ERIC HARROUN, THE US SOLDIER OF FORTUNE FIGHTING IN SYRIA. YEP, THEY MISSED THE BIG STORY LINE HERE..., YOU SEE, HARROUN WAS DISCHARGED FROM THE US ARMY WITH 100% TOTAL DISABILITY! THIS ASSHOLE IS ON TOTAL DISABILITY, YET HE FEELS FIT ENOUGH TO FIGHT AS A MERCENARY IN ANOTHER COUNTRY'S CIVIL WAR! THIS IS THE REAL STORY! AN INSULT TO THE VETS WHO WILL HAVE TO WAIT UP TO A DECADE TO HAVE THEIR DISABILITY CLAIMS PROCESSED.
YOU SEE, OLD NEWS WHORES LIKE, DIANE SAWYER, TRY TO STAY RELEVANT BY BRINGING YOU SANITIZED NEWS SO YOU CAN STAY IN YOUR COMFORT ZONE AND THINK TO YOURSELF...,"I WONDER WHAT'S GOING TO BE ON SALE AT TARGET THIS WEEK...OR WHAT THIS WEEKS, "DANCING WITH THE STARS" GOING TO BE LIKE!"". THE HYPOCRITES!
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