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KIM JONG FATFUCK REMAINS STRANGELY QUIET AFTER WEEKS OF BLOVIATING. HIS OWN MILITARY LEADERS TOLD THIS PRICK, "SHUT THE FUCK UP OR WE WILL SEND YOU TO THE LABOR CAMPS AFTER WE OVERTHROW YOU IN A COUP YOU STUPID FUCK".

UNABLE TO MATCH HIS ACTION WITH HIS TALK, MISSILE BOY REMAINS IMPOTENT - UNABLE TO GET IT UP! HAVING A MICRO-PENIS IS ONE THING BUT NOW, HE CAN'T EVEN GET IT UP! THIS PATHETIC ASSHOLE IS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO HIMSELF, HIS COUNTRY AND THE WORLD. HUMILIATED, HE MUST EXPLAIN TO HIS OWN PEOPLE WHY THEY LIVE WITH FAMINE AND DESTITUTION.

HEY KIM JONG FATFUCK! WHY IS YOUR COUNTRY SO FUCKED UP? WHY DO YOUR PEOPLE STARVE WHILE YOU FLY MAINE LOBSTER AND TEXAS STEAK IN AND DINE LIKE A KING?! WHY ARE YOU A ROLLY-POLLY FATBOY WHILE YOUR CHILDREN HAVE STUNTED GROWTH AND THEIR PARENTS ARE SKIN AND BONES?

KIM JONG FATFUCK, WHAT AN ASSHOLE! DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND COMMIT SUICIDE! YOU BASTARD!