MAJOR DOS ATTACKS ON ALL NORTH KOREAN SERVERS.-
CHINESE SPECIAL FORCES ON MISSION TO PERMANENTLY TERMINATE KIM JONG FATFUCK WHO HAS NOT SURFACED IN 30+ HOURS - RUMORS OF MILITARY COUP AS THE 2 MAIN FACTIONS IN NORTH KOREAN MILITARY FIGHT FOR CONTROL OF THE COMMAND STRUCTURE. NUMEROUS HIGH RANKING MILITARY OFFICERS ASSASSINATED AS TRAITORS.-
KCNA NO LONGER ABLE TO DISSEMINATE PROPAGANDA AS US CYBER COMMAND HAS TAKEN DOWN THEIR SITES.
CONTROL OF NORTH KOREAN MISSILE FORCES IN DOUBT AS ROGUE ELEMENTS IN NORTH KOREAN POLITBORO ALIGNED WITH THE MOST EXTREME ELEMENTS IN THE NORTH KOREAN MILITARY'S HIGH COMMAND DETERMINED TO USE NUKES.
Recurring themes
KCNA articles generally revolve on several specific themes (examples in reference section):- Detailing performances of cultural events, usually attended by various dignitaries.
- Decrying the actions and attitudes of the United States,[19] Japan,[20] South Korea[21] and other nations, particularly as regards military cooperation, historical events or trade among those nations. Personal attacks on American, Japanese and South Korean leaders are not unknown.
- Airing the official DPRK position on ongoing disputes with Japan over such matters as Chongryon[22] and Comfort Women.[23]
- Noting the celebration of DPRK events and ideas in other countries.[24]
- Promoting the personality cults of Kim Jong-il and Kim Il-sung.[7][27][28] Such instances would detail the daily routines of the leaders,[29] or praise from friendly organisations in other countries.[26][30][31]
- Communications, visits, and gifts (it does not name the particular gift) to and from various like-minded or friendly nations.[32][33][34] Regarding the number of gifts, KCNA claimed that former leader Kim Il-sung receives "2,910 a year, 243 a month, and 8 a day."[35]
- New technological developments, such as a preservation agent for the Kimjongilia flower,[36] a new kind of pesticide[37] and blood purifying rings and bracelets,[38] amongst others.
- Emphasizing the names of Kim Il-sung, Kim Jong-il, and Kim Jong-un by enlarging their names on the text.
- References to institutes, groups or centers "for the study of the juche idea". For example, a KCNA report from June 12, 2011 claimed that "The Brazilian Center for the Study of the Juche Idea was inaugurated with due ceremony at Sao Paulo University on June 4".[39] The article also refers to an unnamed "chairman" (who presumably presided over the ceremony), but this supposed event was not reported by a source other than KCNA as of the date of the article (eight days after the ceremony was alleged to have occurred).
I have no doubt that if the world's intelligence agencies become convinced that Kim Jong Un is serious about starting a war on the Korean peninsula the last sounds he hears will be the boots of Chinese special forces landing on his roof
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