BY THE LOOKS AT THE BABES PICTURED ABOVE, THEY WOULD HAVE A HARD TIME GETTING HIRED AT A LATVIAN CATHOUSE! [SORRY, NO OFFENSE TO MY LATVIAN FRIENDS!].
WHAT REALLY GOT ME WAS, WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT ONE OF THOSE CHRISTIAN DATING WEBSITES IS OWNED BY THE SAME PEOPLE WHO OWN A SLEW OF HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY WEBSITES. THESE VERY PROFITABLE DATING WEBSITES ALLOW STRANGERS TO MEET FOR FUN, ROMANCE, SEX!
THE REALITY IS MUCH DIFFERENT. EVERYONE IS ON THE MAKE LOOKING TO GET LAID! STORIES ABOUND IN MY EXPERIENCE WHEN I DATED THIS BABE WHO CLAIMED TO BE WIDOWED BUT THROUGH A CHAIN OF EVENTS, I FOUND OUT SHE WAS STILL MARRIED AND NOT EVEN DIVORCED! HOW I HATE LIARS!
WELL, I'LL KEEP TROLLING AND SORT THE PHONEY-RAM-A ONES OUT, MAYBE I'LL GET LUCKY AND HIT PAYDIRT AND FIND A REAL KEEPER! WHAT HAVE I GOT TO LOSE EXCEPT MY SANITY BY LOOKING AT THE ABOVE PROFILES!
BOW-WOW! WOOF! WOOF!
YOU KNOW, I HATE WEBSITES THAT PREY ON YOUR RELIGION {ie;CHRISTIANMINGLEDOTCOM} AND HOW I HATE SPAMMERS THAT USED AS THEIR HEADER, "BELOVED ONE" OR "DAILY BIBLE VERSE". YOU SEE, A LOT OF IGNORANT PEOPLE BRAINWASHED BY RELIGIOUS KOOKS WILL OPEN THE E-MAILS UP AND GET THEIR COMPUTERS INFECTED!
THE BIG SO CALLED "RELIGIOUS DATING SITES" THAT PEDDLE THEIR PRODUCT TO CHRISTIANS, JEWS AND ASSORTED OTHER RELIGIOUS CULTS MAKE YOU THINK IT'S "THE MODERN THING TO DO"! FORGET ABOUT THE CRAIGSLIST KILLER OR THE GUY WHO BEHEADED HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND HE MET ON THE CHRISTIAN DATING SITE!
YOU JUST CANNOT BE TOO CAREFUL THESE DAYS! REMEMBER THE ADAGE, "IF IT SOUNDS TO GOOD TO BE TRUE, IT PROBABLY IS!" JUST ASK MY FRIEND OTTO WHO BANGED THIS BABE HE MET ON CRAIGLIST. NOT ONLY DID HE GET HERPES, BUT HE CONTRACTED TUBERCULOSIS AND HEPATITIS C! I FEEL BAD FOR MY PAL OTTO, AFTER THOUSANDS IN DR. BILLS AND UNABLE TO WORK FOR A FEW MONTHS BECAUSE HE WAS SO SICK, I ASKED HIM,"OTTO, WAS IT REALLY WORTH IT?" HE REPLIED, "YEAH, SHE WAS BANGING!".
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