Monday, April 29, 2013

Fuck Syria! I'm Worrried About Who Is Going To Draw The Rail In The Kentucky Derby!

They'll Draw Post Positions Wednesday Night @ 5pm
I'M SICK OF HEARING FROM THE LIKES OF LINDSEY GRAHAM AND JOHN MCCAIN ON HOW WE SHOULD ATTACK SYRIA AND ALL THEIR WAR TALK. WE DON'T HAVE MONEY TO MAN THE CONTROL TOWERS AT AIRPORTS YET SOMEHOW WE HAVE BILLIONS TO WAGE WAR WHEN IT MAKES GOOD POLITICAL RHETORIC? THESE WASHINGTON IDIOTS ARE JUST THAT - IDIOTS! LET THE SYRIANS MURDER THEMSELVES UNTIL JUST TWO ARE LEFT AND THEN THEY CAN SHOOT EACH OTHER THEN IT WILL BE ALL OVER. YOU CAN BET IF THE CIA IS PASSING BACKPACKS FULL OF CASH -MILLIONS IN CASH- OVER TO KARZAI IN BUTTFUCKASTAN THEY ARE DOING THE SAME IN BUTTFUCK SYRIA! FUCK THESE ASSHOLES! HEY CIA, DROP OFF A COUPLE OF BACKPACKS FULL OF UNCLE BENNYS TO ME! HELL, I'LL SAVE YOU THE TRIP, JUST TELL ME WHERE I CAN PICK UP MY MILLIONS AND I'M THERE!

I'M WORRIED ABOUT WHO WILL BE DRAWING THE RAIL AT THE KENTUCKY DERBY 139 THIS YEAR. THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS FALLING ALL OVER ITSELF ABOUT THE PROSPECT OF ROSIE NAPRAVNIK BEING THE FIRST WOMAN TO WIN THE DERBY. THE POLITICALLY CORRECT REALLY WANT A WOMAN TO WIN THE DERBY TO "PROVE" WOMEN HAVE "ARRIVED". MAKE WAY FOR THE - W-O-M-E-N! ROSIE IS A GREAT JOCKEY AND I'LL BE ROOTING FOR HER - SHE'S BEEN RACING 8 YEARS AND HAS OVER 1,500 WINS.

ROSIE WILL BE RIDING MYLUTE TRAINED BY TOM AMOSS, A SEASONED "SOUTHERN FRIED" TRAINER WHO WOULD LOVE TO TEACH THOSE NEW YORK BOYS "WE DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT UP NORTH". YEP, AMOSS WILL HAVE A COUPLE OF TRICKS UP HIS SLEEVE WITH MYLUTE AND HAVING NAPRAVNIK MIGHT BRING HOME A WINNER AT A PRICE - @ LEAST 12:1, MORE LIKE 18:1.
  

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