One Of The Greatest American Satire Magazines Ever, "Mad Magazine" Gives A Sneak Peak Of It's Forthcoming Issue - The Classic "Spy Vs. Spy" With The Duplicitous And Clueless Obama!

As We Now Know Obama Was Groomed By The CIA At An Early Age. His Murky Past, Glossed Over By Highly Paid Spin Doctors And PR Firms To Make It Impossible To Discover Who Is The Man Behind All  The Hype And PR? Perhaps The Prez Iz On The CIA Payroll As Wel As Being President.This Would Not Surprise Me In The Very Least.

IS THE PRESIDENT REALLY THE "FOREIGN OCCUPIER"? A FOREIGN NATIONAL FROM KENYA OR INDONESIA WHO USURPED HIS WAY INTO POWER TO COVER UP HIS MURKY PAST? HE WAS A LONG TIME PARISHIONER OF THE "REVEREND" JEREMIAH WRIGHT, BUT AFTER HIS "GODDAMN AMERICA" SERMON, OBAMA DROPPED HIM LIKE A HOT POTATO. HOWEVER, FOR YEARS OBAMA APPARENTLY ENJOYED THE RADICAL PREACHERS' ANTI-AMERICA, VIRULENT AFRO-CENTRIC DIATRIBES AGAINST WHITEY IN HIS SO CALLED "SERMONS".

UNABLE TO MEET MAN TO MAN WITH VLAD PUTIN;[YOU SEE OBAMA IS A BIT OF A PUSSY LIVING WITH 3 WOMEN AND HAVING NEVER SERVED IN THE US MILITARY] HE HAS GIVEN INTO THE ESTROGEN OVERDOSE AND CUT OFF ALL TALKS WITH RUSSIA BECAUSE OF THIS SNOWDEN SITUATION! THESE IDIOTS IN THE STATE DEPARTMENT THINK THIS IS A GREAT WAY TO CONDUCT FOREIGN POLICY? WHAT A BUNCH OF MORONS!

ANYWAY, OBAMA WILL BE ON MARTHAS' VINEYARD THIS WEEK HOBKNOBBING WITH A BUNK OF FILTHY RICH EAST COAST ELITISTS LIBERAL CRACKERS THAT WESTERN CONSERVATIVES ALWAYS POINT OUT AS TOTALLY EVIL. OBAMA WILL BE THE TOKEN NEGRO ON THE ISLAND COLONY EVEN IF HE IS "MULTI-RACIAL" AND NOT A PURE BRED NEGRO. PERHAPS HE AND TED DANSON WILL DISCUSS PLANS TO MOVE TO COLORADO TO BECOME MARIJUANA FARMERS POST-PRESIDENCY AS THE DEMAND FOR THE POPULAR WEED WILL SOON OUTSTRIP SUPPLY AS MORE STATES DECRIMINALZE IT, LEGALIZE IT AND OKAY IT FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES. BESIDES, I WOULDN'T DOUBT IT IF THE PRESIDENT KEEPS SOME TOP SHELF PRODUCT AT THE READY IN THE WHITE HOUSE PROVIDED TO HIM BY ONE OF HIS WELL HEELD DONORS FROM CALIFORNIA OR PERHAPS EVEN, FROM THE DEA!

SO, THERE YOU HAVE IT. ALL TALKS WITH RUSSIA NOW CLOSED BECAUSE OF SOME MORONIC US POLICY OVER THE NSA LEAKER SNOWDEN GIVEN ASYLUM IN THAT COUNTRY. SNOWDEN DID A GREAT SERVICE TO ALL AMERICANS AND THE REST OF THE WORLD BY DETAILING THE EXTENT OF NSA SURVEILLANCE. WE ALREADY KNEW THIS WAS GOING ON. BUT THE SCOPE AND MAGNITUDE OF THE ACTUAL PROGRAM IS MIND BOGGLING. 

IN MY OPINION, THE NSA IS A DOMESTIC ENEMY. IT IS RUN BY THE US MILITARY. THEY CLAIM THAT WHAT THEY DO CANNOT BE CHALLENGED IN FEDERAL COURT BECAUSE OF SECRECY AND THE NATURE OF CLASSIFIED MATERIAL. SO WITHOUT ANY JUDICIAL OVERSIGHT THEY HAVE FREE REIGN TO DO WHATEVER THEY DAMN WELL PLEASE! THIS IS WRONG. THEY WILL BE CHALLENGED IN THE COURTS BECAUSE THEY CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO ACT WITH IMPUNITY AGAINST THE BILL OF RIGHTS AND THE CONSTITUTION. UNTIL THEN, CONSIDER THE NSA AS A DOMESTIC ENEMY.