Monday, December 23, 2013

2013 One For The Record Books

Bombs Away! 1st 4 Finishers Odds Race 7 Gulfstream Park Saturday - Field Of 14

Winner Ridden By Racing Legend - Edgar Prado

These Are The Types Of Payoffs That Make Bettors Drool

The Ten Cent Super Paid 119 Grand Meaning Someone Could Have Bet As Little As .60 Cents And Scored Huge!

You Can't Handicap These Pricks, Your Better Off Giving Your 3 Year Old A Crayon And Telling 'Em To Mark Which Ones To Bet!

Russell Baze Has Nearly 51,000 Lifetime Races Under His Belt And 12,118 Wins As Of 12-22-2013 Just An Incredible Record. He Rules Northern California Tracks And Is Referred To As The Iron Man Of Horse Racing. He's Been Racing Since BEFORE 1976! He's An American Legend 

Video Of Baze's 12,000th Win This Past Summer! It Was A Photo Finish! Of Course!

America Top Jockey Ramon Dominquez Forced Into Retirement After Fracturing His Skull At The Aqueduct Racetrack January 18th of 2013. What A Waste Of Divine Talent! His Stats Here. Wikipedia Entry Here.

John R. Velazquez Another Superstar Jockey From The New York Circuit Was Tossed From His Horse In November's Breeder Cup At Santa Anita And Had To Have His Spleen Removed.
I'D GIVE MY RIGHT NUT TO HIT A TEN CENT SUPERFECTA THAT PAID $119,000! I MEAN THESE ARE THE PAYOFFS YOU SEE FROM TIME TO TIME AND ASK WHY CAN'T I GET IN ON THIS ACTION TOO. I WAS ALMOST FAMOUS ONCE. I HAD 4 BIG BOMBS COMING DOWN THE STRETCH JUST AS I PICKED THEM. THE FIRST THREE OVER THE FINISH LINE IN EXACT ORDER! THE FOURTH HORSE FADED A BIT AND GOT NIPPED AT THE WIRE BY THE CHALK FAVORITE! STILL THE $2 SUPER PAID $58,000 AND I ALMOST HAD IT! I WAS FUCKING HEARTBROKEN! THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT CAUSES YOU TO GO CRAZY!

HORSERACING IS BIG BUSINESS IN THE US. YOU WANT TO SEE A FUCKING CRAZY MOVIE ABOUT A CRAZY AMERICAN GENIUS WHO USED HIS TALENT TO GET HIMSELF OUT OF HOTWATER FOR A STUPID BET HE MADE ON A HORSERACE. A HUGE STUPID BET, WITH BIG MONEY HE BORROWED FROM A MOB LOANSHARK? THEN YOU GOTTA WATCH "HIGH ROLLER;THE STEW UNGAR STORY". THIS MOVIE WILL DRIVE YOU NUTS TO SEE SOME OF THE SHIT THIS GUY PULLED. YEP, IT'S A TRUE STORY ABOUT THE SON OF A JEWISH BOOKMAKER WHO WENT ON TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES OF POKER - 3X! HE DIED YOUNG AFTER HIS MANIC LIFESTYLE FUELED BY BOOZE AND DRUGS WORE HIS BODY OUT. JUST A CRAZY MOVIE. WARRIOR HIGHLY RECOMMENDS. GO TO NETFLIX OR HERE @ PIRATE BAY.

SO THE NEXT TIME YOU GO TO THE TRACK, ASK YOURSELF, "WHY DO THEY CALL IT THE SPORT OF KINGS?" IT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO HAVE A KINGS' FORTUNE TO BE IN THE GAME! TO ALL THE $2 BETTORS OUT THERE..., I HOPE YOU MAKE A SCORE..., AND SCORE BIG - IT'S YOUR TIME! NOW GO OUT AND DO IT! 

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