If This Claim Wasn't So Ridiculous, It Would Be Laughable! What's Wrong With The Idiot Iranians Anyway? They're Idiots! That's What!

THIS IDIOT IRANIAN NAVAL COMMANDER MUSTA WENT TO THE ALLAH NAVAL ACADEMY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT SOMEWHERE. OBVIOUSLY HE WAS NEVER OUT TO SEA BEFORE THEY ASSIGNED HIM TO COMMAND AN IRANIAN, "WAR SHIP" [CAN YOU SAY RUBBER DUCKY!?]!

WHAT A BUFFOON THIS IRANIAN SAILOR IS! HE REALLY SCARES THE BEEJEEZUZ OUT OF ME! I"M GLAD I LIVE WAY UP ABOVE THE ARCTIC CIRCLE AND FAR OUT OF REACH OF HIS MUSLIM CERTIFIED IRANIAN WARSHIP! WHAT A F'N JOKE!