Hey Vlad! Pick The Superfecta In The Derby Today And I'll Let You Invade Ukraine! You Can't Do It!

Pick The Top 4 Finishers In Exact Order And You Will Be Rich!

When You're Rich,Then You Can Snag Babes Like Jeri Ryan!

Psychedelic Obama Is Putting Some Bets In On The Derby Today!

WELL, I'M DOWN HERE IN KENTUCKY DRINKING BOURBON AND COKE [JACK AND COKE WITH SOME LIME!]. THE GAS PRICES ARE $3.80 A GALLON AND THE LOCALS ARE STICKING IT TO THE VISITORS BIG TIME WITH THEIR OVERPRICED DERBY CRAP.

I WON'T TELL YOU WHO TO BET, EXCEPT TO SAY, CALIFORNIA CHROME IS THE ONE TO BEAT. AT THIS LEVEL, RACING IS AS MUCH ABOUT THE JOCKEY'S AS THE HORSES.

THE FOLLOWING VIDEO IS ABOUT HOW PETA WENT UNDERCOVER IN HORSE TRAINER STEVE ASMUSSEN'S BARN[HE HAS #15, TAPITURE ENTERED INTO TODAY'S DERBY], AND HOW PETA EXPOSED HOW THIS TRAINER ROUTINELY DOPED HIS HORSES TO GET THEM TO FORGET ABOUT THEIR INJURIES AND RUN HURT.

THIS VIDEO IS WELL WORTH WATCHING.

GOOD LUCK ON THE DERBY AND MAY THE BEST HORSE WIN!