Hold All Tickets! There Is A Stewards Inquiry While The Judges Examine Their Tickets! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!!!!!

ANDY BEYERS IS A DEGENERATE HORSE PLAYER FROM ERIE, PA. HE BAGGED THAT DYING RUST BELT CITY YEARS AGO AND MADE HIS WAY TO WASHINGTON, D.C. AND OUTWITTED PLAYERS AT LAUREL AND PIMLICO FOR YEARS. HE GAVE UP A FULL RIDE TO HARVARD TO BECOME AN EXPERT HANDICAPPER. SAD FACT IS, HE HASN'T MADE A DECENT SCORE IN YEARS, HAVING FAILED TO HIT A DECENT PICK 6 IN OVER A DECADE. SOME HANDICAPPER, EH?!

HE DID HOWEVER DEVISE THE BEYER SPEED FIGURES WHICH ARE AN EXCELLENT HANDICAPPING TOOL THAT LEVELS OUT THE DISPARITIES AMONG TRACKS AND ASSIGNS EACH HORSE A FIGURE. IN TODAYS' BELMONT, HERE ARE THE TOP BEYER SPEED FIGURES, [THE HIGHER THE NUMBER - THE BETTER!]
MATERIALITY #8 HAS A 110 BEYERS#
AMERICAN PHAROAH #5 HAS A 105 BEYERS#
FROSTED #6 HAS A 103 BEYERS#

IF YOU HANDICAPPED USING BEYERS SPEED NUMBERS ALONE, A LOT OF TIMES YOU CAN'T GO WRONG, THE HIGHER NUMBER HORSES ARE FREQUENT IN THE MONEY AT A HIGHER PERCENTAGE THAN AVERAGE. AM I SAYING YOU SHOULD BOX THE ABOVE 3 HORSES IN THE EXACTA? WELL, THAT'S UP TO YOU.

Warrior's Longshot Special #7 - Keen Ice

AS YOU KNOW, I LIKE THE IMPROBABLE, SO I'M USING #7, KEEN ICE, ALONG WITH THE 3, 1, AND 6 AS MY PRIMARY HORSES IN TODAYS' BELMONT. SURE, I'LL THROW AMERICAN PHAROAH IN THERE BUT I'M GOING FOR THE BIG TICKET BECAUSE I NEED A NEW TRUCK.
7-KEEN ICE CAJUN JOCKEY KEN DESORMEUX WILL NAVIGATE

3-MADE FROM LUCKY

1-MUBTAABJI - THE ISIS ENTRY [THOSE ANIMALS ARE BIG INTO HORSE RACING! FUCKING RUG PILOTS!]

6-FROSTED

5-AMERICAN PHAROAH

YOU CAN BOX ALL 5 HORSES IN THE SUPERFECTA
TEN CENT MICRO BET FOR 12$ IF THE BOMBS COME IN AS I THINK THE WILL, THAT 12$ COULD BE WORTH SEVERAL HUNDRED!

YOU CAN ALSO PUT 1 HORSE ON TOP AND PLAY IT WITH THE REST OF THE FIELD OF 7 FOR $12 TOO! THE TEN CENT SUPERFECTA MICRO BET IS AN AWESOME WAGER, BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES IT WITH A BUNCH OF LONGSHOTS IT CAN PAY B-I-G!

THE EAST COAST HANDICAPPERS SEE IT LIKE THIS;
3 TO WIN - HAMMER IT! 20:1!!!!!
TRI BOX 1, 3, 6 [.50CENTS=$3.00]
TRI BOX 1, 3, 5, 6 [.50 CENTS=$12.00]
KEY BOX THE EXACTA USING THE 3 WITH THE 5+6 [1$ EXACTA KEY BOX=$4]

FOR THE BRIDGE JUMPERS, $10 TO PLACE ON #4 FRAMMENTO-35:1
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#8 MATERIALITY FIGURES STRONGLY IN THIS RACE ALSO, SO DON'T DISCOUNT THIS TALENTED HORSE.

ME, I'M STICKING WITH #7, KEEN ICE. I'LL BE USING KEEN ICE TO RUN 1ST, 2ND AND 3RD IN THE TRI'S AND SUPER'S AND MAYBE I CAN HIT A NICE BIG EXACTA TOO. WELL, IT'S GETTING LATE AND I'VE GOTTA GET UP EARLY.

DON'T GAMBLE YOUR LIFE AWAY, BUT I HOPE ALL YOU PUNTERS MAKE A H-U-G-E SCORE!

GOOD LUCK!

HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!!

AMERICA!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!