A Rare Celestial Event In The Pre-Dawn Hours For Just The Next 2 Weeks

IT LOOKS LIKE DONALD TRUMPS PLANETS ARE ALIGNING FOR HIM AS 5 WILL BE VISIBLE FOR JUST THE NEXT 2 WEEK IN THE PRE-DAWN HOURS HERE IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE. WHILE TRUMP MAY HAVE BEEN BORN UNDER A LUCKY STAR, HAVING ALL 5 PLANETS APPEAR ARE CERTAINLY A GOOD OMEN PORTENDING HIS LANDSLIDE ELECTION IN THE FALL. I JUST REGISTERED DEMOCRAT SO I CAN VOTE FOR BERNIE IN ORDER TO KEEP HILLARY FROM WINNING THE NOMINATION. IN THE FALL, IT'S THE TRUMPMEISTER ALL THE WAY.

WE NEED A SUCCESSFUL AMERICAN BUSINESSMAN TO RUN THE BUSINESS OF THE COUNTRY. THESE OTHER CANDIDATES ARE NO MORE THAN PARTISAN THUGS AND ARE SO FULL OF SHIT, THAT, THEY COULD FILL A LANDFILL WITH ALL OF THEIR CRAP AND SHENANIGANS.

A NOTE ON TED CRUZ. IF YOU LIKE PSYCHOTIC WEIRDOS THEN VOTE FOR THIS GUY. SURE HE'S SMART BUT C'MON PEOPLE HAVING HIM AS PRESIDENT WOULD BE A FUCKING DISASTER! AFTER THE DISASTERS OF "W" AND THE FOREIGN OCCUPATION REGIME OF THE KENYAN PRESIDENT, WE DON'T NEED A CANADIAN BORN TEXAN WHO IS ALSO A CUBAN FROM THE CANARY ISLANDS. OH YEAH. THAT "BIRTHER" THING. SEEMS LIKE TEDDIES MOM HAD TO RENOUNCE HER AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP BEFORE BECOMING A CANADIAN AND BEFORE GIVING BIRTH TO LITTLE TEDDY, SO IT APPEARS THE BIRTHERS ARE RIGHT! SHE GAVE UP HER US CITIZENSHIP TO BECOME A CANADIAN AND TEDDY IS REALLY A CANADIAN! DUH! FUCK HIM ANYWAY. SORRY SENATOR - YOU LOSE! BESIDES, YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! 

WE ALL KNOW BUBBA, HILLARY'S WHIPPING BOY WAS A GRADE A #1 PUSSY HOUND. HE LOVES PUSSY! EVEN WITH A 5" DICK, HE'S GOT MORE PUSSY THAN SAY, JFK AND BILL COSBY COMBINED! A REAL HORN DOG. BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST BUBBA BEING BUBBA. WE LOVE YA BUBBA! YA DUMB SOUTHERN FUCK! TOO BAD THAT STROKE YOUR WIFE HAD LEFT HER WITH PERMANENT COGNITIVE IMPAIRMENT AND SHE NOW HAS NEITHER THE ENERGY NOR THE STAMINA TO RUN A FULL FLEDGED CAMPAIGN OR BE THE PRESIDENT. BUT SHE LUSTS FOR POWER. TOO BAD O'BAMA WON'T ENDORSE HER BECAUSE HE REFUSES TO TAKE ANY BLAME WHEN THINGS END UP IN THE SHITTER IF SHE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO SQUEAK INTO OFFICE. ANYWAY, EVEN IF SHE DOES BECOME PRESIDENT, EXPECT HER TO END UP IN CARDIAC OR NEUROLOGICAL INTENSIVE CARE AS HER BODY WHICH IS ON THE VERGE OF A MASSIVE BREAKDOWN TOTALLY COLLAPSES. HER FUTURE IS NOT BRIGHT.

GOD WILLING, THE TRUMPMEISTER WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT AND THE NATURAL BALANCE AND ORDER OF THINGS WILL BE RESTORED. THERE IS NO OTHER OPTION. IF YOU LOOK AT THE ALTERNATIVES, THEN YOUR FUTURE IS RACE WARS, TRILLIONS MORE IN DEBT, MORE WARS, MORE POVERTY, TOTAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE AND A MAJOR WORLDWIDE DEPRESSION THAT WILL MAKE THE 1930's "GREAT DEPRESSION" LOOK LIKE MERE CHILDS' PLAY. THAT IS WHY THE ESTABLISHMENT STATUS QUO CUNTS HATE THE IDEA OF A TRUMP PRESIDENCY, HE WILL INTERFERE WITH THEIR PLANS TO BRING GLOBAL CHAOS SO THEY CAN CASH IN BIG ALL AT THE EXPENSE OF THE TAX PAYERS,, THE US TREASURY AND WIPE OUT THE LIFE SAVINGS OF MILLIONS INVESTED IN PENSION PLANS AND MUTUAL FUNDS AND STOCKS. THESE CUNTS WANT TO MAKE WHAT IS YOURS THEIRS AND THEY WILL DO ANYTHING INCLUDING STARTING A NUCLEAR WAR TO GET AT YOUR ASSETS AND STRIP THEM FROM YOU LEAVING YOU WITH NOTHING. THE SLICKERS ON WALL STREET, THEIR HIGH PRICED PHILADELPHIA AND WASHINGTON D.C. LAWYERS AND THEIR TOP NOTCH ACCOUNTANTS WILL SAY AND DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN AIDED BY THEIR ALLIES IN THE US GOVERNMENT, THE SAME TRAITORS TO AMERICA WHO PULLED OFF 9/11 AND STARTED SIMULTANEOUS WARS AND COLLAPSED THE REAL ESTATE MARKET AND WIPED OUT THE WEALTH OF MILLIONS DURING THE 2008-2009 STOCK MARKET DEBACLE. REMEMBER, MONEY DOES NOT DISAPPEAR, IT ONLY CHANGES HANDS. AND THESE CUNTS WANT YOUR MONEY IN THE WORST WAY AND WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET AT IT. THEY ARE NOTHING MORE THAN THIEVES AND HIGHWAYMEN. 

THE BASTARDS!