Starry Internet Service - The Next Greatest Thing EVER

WHEN STARRY WIRELESS INTERNET SERVICE ROLLS OUT AND GAINS WIDE CONSUMER ACCEPTANCE, WELL, THE CABLE COMPANIES AND THE DSL SMUCKS WILL BE FUCKED UP THE ASS BUT GOOD AND THEIR DAYS AS THE PRIMARY BROADBAND PROVIDERS ARE OVER.

TECH VISIONARY, CHET KANOJA [CAN U SAY AERO?], PLANS TO LAUNCH THE SERVICE IN JUNE 2016 IN BOSTON. STARRY PROMISES 1GB PER SECOND SPEED AND A PRICE POINT OF, GET THIS, $350 FOR THE BASE STATION AND ABOUT $25 A MONTH FOR THE SERVICE! THE 1 GB SERVICE WILL ALLOW USERS TO DOWNLOAD A 2 HOUR HI-DEF MOVIE IN 25 SECONDS!

STARRY IS THE STUFF DREAMS ARE MADE OF. A TECH COMPANY THAT WILL ALLOW USERS TO ACCESS THE INTERNET WITH EXTREMELY HIGH SPEED BROADBAND CONNECTIONS, AFFORDABLY. IF, THE COMPANY IS ABLE TO PULL THIS OFF, YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS MILLIONS WILL ABANDON THEIR OVERPRICED CABLE AND DSL PROVIDERS AND MAKE THE SWITCH. THIS IS ABOUT TRUE COMPETITION IN THE INTERNET MARKET NOW THAT WILL ONLY BENEFIT CONSUMERS. THE ONLY REASON IT TOOK SO LONG TO HAPPEN HAS BEEN IT HAS TAKEN THIS LONG FOR THE TECHNOLOGY TO EVOLVE WHERE IT CAN NOW BE IMPLEMENTED. IT IS A HUGE WIN FOR EVERYONE, EXCEPT FOR MAYBE THE GREEDY CABLE AND DSL OPERATORS. YOU KNOW WHAT WARRIOR SAYS? FUCK THEM!