Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Loveable, Crack Smoking Mayor Of Toronto Rob Ford Loses Battle With The Big C

BORN IN 1969, THIS GUY WALKED RIGHT OUT OF CENTRAL CASTING INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE IN THE WORLDS WHO LOVED BIG CHARACTERS AND LARGER THAN LIFE FUCKUPS THAT MADE THEIR TROUBLES GO AWAY BY TELLING THEMSELVES, "WELL, THERE IS SOMEONE WITH WAY MORE PROBLEMS THAN ME!" AND ROB FORD WAS IT! 

HIS CRAZY ALCOHOL FUELED ANTICS LED HIM TO SCORE CRACK FROM JAMAICAN CRACK DEALERS IN THE CITY OF TORONTO'S HOUSING PROJECTS AND THEY FILMED HIM MAKING THE SCORE AND SMOKING THE CRACK! HOW CLASSIC IS THAT?!

WELL ROB FORD LEFT THE PLANET AND WENT INTERSTELLAR YESTERDAY. HE PROVIDED SOME COMIC RELIEF AND PROVED THAT HE WAS ALL TOO HUMAN, MADE OF CLAY FEET AND WILTED UNDER SCRUTINY. YOU CAN TRY TO LIE YOUR WAY OUT OF A STICKY SITUATION BUT WHEN YOUR TRAPPED, JUST OWN UP TO IT, WHICH HE DID AND MOVE ON.  
HE DID A LOT OF GOOD IN HIS PRODUCTIVE YEARS, SO I GUESS THAT'S HOW WE SHOULD REMEMBER HIM. BUT I HAVE TO LAUGH AT THE SHENANIGANS HE PULLED. SOME VERY FUNNY STUFF, BY A CHARACTER, A MAN OF LEGEND, LARGER THAN LIFE. ROB FORD. HAVE A SAFE TRIP TO A GOOD PLACE BUDDY. TORONTO WILL NEVER BE THE SAME NOW THAT YOUR GONE. 

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