Malia O'bama Smokes Pot And Twerks In Latest Outing! Gee,O'bama Aren't You Proud Of Her!?

IT APPEARS THAT THE PRESIDENTS DAUGHTER MALIA IS A POT SMOKING TWERKER! OH GOD! HOW EMBARRASSING FOR THE CHOOM GANG ALUMNI TO SEE HIS DAUGHTER FOLLOWING IN HIS FOOTSTEPS! RECENT REPORTS SAY, 1 IN 8 AMERICANS SMOKE POT AND FOR THOSE UNDER 40 YEARS OLD, THE NUMBER IS 1 IN 5! WITH 5 STATES HAVING POT LEGALIZATION ON THE BALLOT IN THE FALL, THE NUMBER OF STONERS WILL EXPONENTIALLY INCREASE AFTER THOSE BALLOT MEASURES ARE APPROVED BY THE VOTERS! JUST WHAT WE NEED, A BUNCH OF STONERS WALKING AROUND LIKE ZOMBIES!

GOOD JOB O'BAMA! YOU TRAINED HER WELL!

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