Trumpmeister Opens Offical Relations With E.T.'s! Plans Trump Tower On Mars With First Intergalactic Casino! Wants To Fleece The Aliens!

HAVING PERSONALLY MET WITH AN ALIEN AMBASSADOR AT HIS RESORT IN FLORIDA, TRUMP KNEW FIRST HAND ABOUT THIS SPACE CREATURE'S FONDNESS FOR CRACKER JACKS AND SUPPLIED IT WITH A SEMI-TRUCK LOAD OF THE DELICIOUS SNACK TO TAKE BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET! IF THIS WAS NOT A DIPLOMATIC COUP,I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS! HE IT OUT OF THE PARK WITH THAT ONE!

NOW ON GOOD TERMS WITH THESE HEIGHT CHALLENGE SLIT EYED CREATURES FROM ANOTHER WORLD, TRUMP EVEN AGREED TO TAKE A QUICK TRIP TO THEIR WORLD NEXT JANUARY! YEP, THE ENTIRE TRIP OF 1.2 BILLION LIGHT YEARS TAKES JUST 5.8 NANOSECONDS ON THEIR ALIEN CRAFT AND HE'LL BE RETURNED BEFORE THE WEEKEND IS OVER! CAN YOU IMAGINE CROOKED HILLARY TRYING TO MAKE THAT TRIP? WOW, HER EYES WOULD PROBABLY ROLL BACK IN HER HEAD AND SHE WOULD SUFFER A GRAND MAL SEIZURE AS SHE STROKED OUT! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! WE'RE LUCKY TO HAVE A PRESIDENT NOW WITH MORE ENERGY THAN A 19 YEAR OLD ON SPEED. FRANKLY O'BAMA LOOKS LIKE A LAZY NIGGER COMPARED TO THE TRUMPMEISTER WHO GOES LIKE THE ENERGIZER BUNNY!

WE'RE DAMN LUCKY TO HAVE TRUMPY IN THERE AS PRESIDENT FOR DAMN SURE! HE'S MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN WHETHER OR NOT THOSE TRAITORS TO AMERICA IN THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA LIKE IT OR NOT! MAYBE THEY CAN FIND JOBS AT SOME COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA RAGS AND WORK FOR FOOD CHITS AND A MONTHLY CLOTHING ALLOWANCE, BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THEY'LL END UP! SO MUCH FOR AMERICA'S VAUNTED MEDIA! 

The Trumpmeister Is INFALLIBLE! He Is An American god And Deity! He Rules The Free World!

Negroes Blame Anyone + Anything For The Primitive Behavior Of "Their People" - This Time, It's "Confederate Statuary"!

Just Like Pope Francis, Trumpy Is Infallible! Here's The Popey With Trump's Gurls!

These Kooky Muslim Clerics Interpret The Koran However They Want + Just make Shit Up! Unbelievable!

The battery Hack Is Great!

Exactly How Many People Did Crooked Hillary Put A Contract Out On During Her Political Lifetime? These Are Just A Few Of The Names We Know About...,

America Would Have Been Totally Fucked If Crooked Hillary managed To Get Elected!

Kim Dotcom Battles Giants, Now The US Government Has Seized  All His Business Assets, Hs Money + Wants To Lock Him Up For Life!

Fat Ass Un Of North Korea Is Secretly Gay And Likes Young Boys Is What It Says On The Intelligence Forums 

Ksenia Has A Bangin' Body + She Looks Like Quite The Little Fuck Bunny! I'd Bang Her If I Could! Great Body!

The Trumpmeister Using His Awesome Powers To Drive The Djjin Back Into The Ubderworld!

Trumpy Is A Descendant Of  A Ancient Scottish Wizard Who Had  Just 1 Son Who Grew Up To Be A Great Physician

Not Only Does The Trumpmeister Have Magical And Mystical Powers, He Also Is Able To Read Minds!

Trumpy May Well Be Related To Merlin The Magician, However Records Of 500 AD Are Murky

THE WHOLE MADE UP STORY OF RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE IN THE US ELECTION, BELIES THE REAL STORY OF O'BAMA BEING THE FIRST US PRESIDENT TO MASSIVELY SPY ON US CITIZENS AND HIS POLITICAL OPPONENTS. NOW IF THERE WAS A LEGAL ISSUE THAT WAS A BRIDGE TOO FAR TOO CROSS, WELL THEN, HE WOULD JUST ASK THE BRITISH INTEL AGENCIES TO DO THE ELECTRONIC SPYING FOR HIM AND FORWARD THE DATA TO HIM AND THEY WILLINGLY COMPLIED.

HOW COULD THE RUSSIANS HAVE INFLUENCED THE ELECTION ANYWAY? THE DID NOT HACK INTO VOTING MACHINES OR INFLUENCE VOTERS WITH THEIR PROPAGANDA AND DISINFORMATION AS FAR AS I KNOW..., IT JUST TURNED OUT THAT MORE PEOPLE IN KEY STATES VOTED FOR THE TRUMPMEISTER THAN CROOKED HILLARY BECAUSE THEY WERE UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT HILLARY'S LYING ALL THE TIME AND WE ALL KNEW SHE COULD NOT BE BELIEVED BECAUSE HER LIES WERE WHOPPERS!

SO WHEREVER THIS "RUSSIAN" INVESTIGATION LEADS IT WILL BE REAL INTERESTING TO SEE WHAT THEY TURN UP. IT'S A REAL WITCH HUNT ALRIGHT AND WHEN THEY HAVE AN INQUISITION, THEY ALWAYS GET THEIR WITCH, SO SOMEONE'S GOING DOWN BIGTIME! IT WON'T BE THE TRUMPMEISTER THOUGH!

WHO ALLOWED RUSSIA TO ESTABLISH A MEDITERRANEAN WARM WATER PORT IN SYRIA + EGYPT, ALLOWED ISIS TO GO UNCONTESTED AND SPREAD LIKE WILD FIRE, REFUSE TO SEND SYRIA A MESSAGE THAT THE US IS NOT FUCKING AROUND WHEN SYRIA GASSES IT'S OWN PEOPLE? NO ONE OTHER THAN PRESIDENT PUSSY - O'BAMA THE GREAT LIBERAL COMMIE! HIS GREAT DOWNFALL WAS HIS RACISM + FOLLOWING A DISTORTED IDEOLOGY THAT HAS LED PEOPLE AND NATIONS TO THEIR DEATHS AND RESULTED IN THE DEATHS OF 10'S OF MILLIONS LAST CENTURY, NAMELY COMMUNISM + SOCIALISM. WHILE I'M NOT FOR CUTTING PEOPLE'S FOODSTAMPS AND MEDICAID BECAUSE THE MICE NEED CHEESE, I'M AGAINST HIRING PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR SKIN COLOR OR THEIR ETHNIC BACKGROUND IN ORDER TO MEET A QUOTA SET DOWN BY A PC JUSTICE DEPARTMENT LIKE HOLDER'S + LYNCH'S. THESE 2 DEEMED ALL POLICE DEPARTMENTS WITH HIGH INCIDENTS OF POLICE ON BLACK VIOLENCE AS RACIST DESPITE THE FACT THAT THE MAJORITY OF THE CRIMES IN THESE CITIES ARE COMMITTED BY BLACK + HISPANIC OFFENDERS. SEE HERE, HERE, HERE + HERE. O'BAMA LOVED SHOVING RACIAL POLITICS DOWN YOUR THROAT JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER RACE BAITING POLITICIANS DO TO INFLAME THEIR CONSTITUENTS WHO TURN OUT IN DROVES AND CHANT "NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE"! HAD CROOKED HILLARY BEEN ELECTED SHE WOULD HAVE ECHOED THE SAME PAP IN ORDER TO KEEP DISTORTING PEOPLES THINKING AND CREATE HATRED AND VITRIOL AMONG THE ELECTORATE MUCH LIKE O'BAMA IS FAMOUS FOR!

INSTEAD OF CREATING AN ATMOSPHERE OF UNIFICATION AND COMMON PURPOSE, O'BAMA FIRST WOULD THROW OUT THE OLD RACE CANARD TO KEEP PEOPLE OFF BALANCE AND NOT SUBJECT HIM TO CRITICISM BY THE COMPLIANT LIBERAL MEDIA! LEADING UP TO THE ELECTION I WATCHED CHUCK TODD, RACHEL MADDOW + DAVID MUIR READ THEIR PREPARED SCRIPTS IN SUCH A PRO-CLINTON, PRO-DEMOCRAT FASHION  THAT WHEN THE FINAL ELECTION RESULTS WERE IN, THEY ALL WENT INTO A CATATONIC SHOCK AND HAD TO BE REVIVED WITH SOME TOP SHELF HAWAIIAN WEED! IT'S ALSO INTERESTING TO NOTE THAT ALL 3 TALKING HEADS I JUST MENTIONED ARE JEWS!

THE LYING, CRIMINAL MEDIA CANNOT HELP THEMSELVES WHEN IT COMES TO THEIR POLITICS, BECAUSE THEIR EDITORIAL VIEW THAT IS PROMULGATED THROUGH THEIR "NEWS" STORIES [READ - FAKE NEWS, DISINFORMATION OR PROPAGANDA ON WIKIPEDIA]! THEY WALKED HAND IN HAND WITH O'BAMA IN STIRRING UP THE SAVAGES IN THE INNER CITIES BY OVERBLOWING THEIR COVERAGE ON THE FREDDIE GREY + MIKE BROWN DEATHS AND LOVED IT WHEN RIOTING BROKE OUT BECAUSE IT WAS GOOD FOR RATINGS! THESE FUCKERS LIKE PLAYING UP THE RACE ANGLE TO GET PEOPLE ALL EXCITED IN TV LAND AND STIR THE POT! FUCK THEM! THEIR ORDERS COME ON HIGH DIRECTLY FROM CORPORATE AND THE HEAD OF ADVERTISING!

WELL THAT'S ALL FOR RIGHT NOW, I'M JUST GLAD THE TRUMPMEISTER IS IN OFFICE INSTEAD OF THAT LYING, CRIMINAL BITCH CROOKED HILLARY. SURE HE'S NOT PERFECT, HOWEVER IT BEATS THE HELL OUT OF MR. PC HIMSELF - O'BAMA AND HIS FUCKING SHENANIGANS!  

Cinco De Mayo + Kentucky Derby Weekend All In One! Spring Officially Arrives In America!

Barky Had A Coal Burning WHITE Girlfriend And Loved To Smoke Weed + Use Cocaine! Even Wanted To Have Homosex With His College Prof Says Tell All New Book Just Released!

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HOW EASILY AMERICAN'S WERE DUPED INTO ELECTING AND RE-ELECTING O'BAMA! HIS BACKGROUND STILL REMAINS AN UNSOLVED MURKY MYSTERY AS MYSTERIOUS AS WHAT REALLY OCCURRED ON 9-11-2001.

AS TIME PASSES, THE TRUTH IS SLOWLY REVEALED AND THOUGH IT WON'T BE TOTALLY REVEALED IN OUR LIFETIMES THE TRUTH WILL COME OUT.

CALL US A NATION OF DUPES OR IDIOTS BECAUSE WE ARE IDIOT AMERICA. A NATION OF IDIOTS!

Irish War Cry Tops Field Of Derby Contenders! A Mortal Lock To Win It All!

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50 CENT TRI KEY PART WHEEL
17 WITH
5,8,10,11,14 WITH
1,2,5,8,10,11,12,14,18,20 COST FOR 45 COMBINATION .50 CENT BET $22.50
PICKING THE SUPERFECTA COLD! KEY THE 17 OVER THE 5, 8, 10! 17/5+8+10 COST FOR BET $6!
GOOD LUCK!

Fuck Her! When Is This Hag Going To Retire?!

Ugghhh! The Senile Old Bat!

Here We Go! Vote For Jo!

CROOKED HILLARY BLAMED "RUSSIAN WIKILEAKS" FOR HER ELECTION DEFEAT! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!! THAT'S A GOOD ONE!!!!!

THE REAL REASON SHE LOST IS BECAUSE SHE IS A LYING CUNT WHO KEPT A SEPARATE SERVER FOR OFFICIAL BUSINESS IN HER OWN HOME AND THE ERASED ALL THE DATA!!!!! THEN SHE COVERED IT UP! SHE'S A FUCKING CRIMINAL WHO SHOULD BE DOING TIME AT CLUB FED!

HER LEZBIAN LOVER, NANCY PELOSI, AND HER HOMO BOYFRIEND, THE FOREIGN OCCUPIER "BARRY" O'BAMA THEY SHOULD BE LOCKED UP TOO FOR ALL THE SHIT THEY PULLED TOO!!!!!

UNDER O'BAMA, THE NSA WAS GIVEN FREE REIGN TO SPY ON AMERICANS DAMN THE CONSTITUTION AND AMERICAN'S "RIGHTS'! AS A "CONSTITUTIONAL LAW" "EXPERT", O'BAMA SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER BUT HE FLOUTED THE LAW BECAUSE HE OPERATED ABOVE THE LAW, BECAUSE HE KNEW HE COULD GET AWAY WITH IT BECAUSE HE WAS BLACK! [IE; MULATTO!]!

NANCY PELOSI AND HER FELLOW CORRUPTOCRAT FROM CALIFORNIA, BARBARA "BAGEL" BOXER, DID ALL THEY COULD TO WARP AMERICAN LAW AND BEND IT TO THEIR WILL AND GET THEIR WAY, NO MATTER WHAT THE EFFECT IT HAD ON THE REPUBLIC. DAMN THEM! THEY SHOULD ALL BE DOING TIME IN FEDERAL LOCKUP IN MY OPINION!

WELL, THEY'RE ALL JUST ABOUT HISTORY NOW AS TIME MARCHES ON AND THE FUTURE HISTORIANS I BELIEVE WILL NOT BE VERY KIND TO THESE EGO MANIACS AND POWER MAD POLITICIANS WHO SOUGHT TO EXERCISE AND WIELD THE POWER THEY HAD IN A WAY THAT BENEFITED THEM, THEIR AGENDAS AND THEIR CRONIES! SHALLOW, VAPID, HOLLOW, MORALLY EMPTY HUMAN BEINGS WHO IN RETROSPECT ACCOMPLISH NOTHING AND DID GREAT DAMAGE TO AMERICA.

DAMN THEM!

Built In 1885, Riverside Inn In Cambridge Springs, PA Burns To The Ground Despite Valiant Efforts By 20 Fire Departments To Save Her! Now A Smoking Ruin!

A Rare Piece Of American History Swallwed By FlamesLast Night! A Real Tragedy! All Guests And Emploees Out Safely!

I Hate Canadians! They're A Bunch Of Smarmy Stoners Who Do Nothing But Gamble, Smoke Weed, Drink Beer, Go To Hockey Games And Listen To Rush! Fuck Them!

BEFORE LONG CANADIANS WON'T HAVE A COUNTRY TO CALL THEIR OWN! THEY'RE SO STONED ALL THE TIME, THEY'RE GIVING IT AWAY TO ALL THE IMMIGRANTS! THEY THINK THEY'RE SO SMART! WON'T THEY BE IN FOR A SURPRISE WHEN THEY WAKE UP ONE DAY AND THEY FIND THEMSELVES DISPOSSESSED AND THEIR NEW MASTERS WILL BE NAMED CHIN, HAJI + MOHAMMED!

THEY EVEN HAVE THAT GOD AWFUL HORRIBLE QUEEN OF ENGLAND PLASTERED ALL OVER THE COINS AND CURRENCY, i MEAN WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? SHE'S AN UGLY SHE BEAST, YET THESE FREAKOS WORSHIP HER LIKE SHE IS SOME KIND OF GODDESS! I ASK YOU, "HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?"!

FUCK CANADA AND FUCK THE CANADIANS! OH, HOW I HATE THEM! THE SMARMY PRICKS!