Trumpmeister Opens Offical Relations With E.T.'s! Plans Trump Tower On Mars With First Intergalactic Casino! Wants To Fleece The Aliens!

HAVING PERSONALLY MET WITH AN ALIEN AMBASSADOR AT HIS RESORT IN FLORIDA, TRUMP KNEW FIRST HAND ABOUT THIS SPACE CREATURE'S FONDNESS FOR CRACKER JACKS AND SUPPLIED IT WITH A SEMI-TRUCK LOAD OF THE DELICIOUS SNACK TO TAKE BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET! IF THIS WAS NOT A DIPLOMATIC COUP,I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS! HE IT OUT OF THE PARK WITH THAT ONE!

NOW ON GOOD TERMS WITH THESE HEIGHT CHALLENGE SLIT EYED CREATURES FROM ANOTHER WORLD, TRUMP EVEN AGREED TO TAKE A QUICK TRIP TO THEIR WORLD NEXT JANUARY! YEP, THE ENTIRE TRIP OF 1.2 BILLION LIGHT YEARS TAKES JUST 5.8 NANOSECONDS ON THEIR ALIEN CRAFT AND HE'LL BE RETURNED BEFORE THE WEEKEND IS OVER! CAN YOU IMAGINE CROOKED HILLARY TRYING TO MAKE THAT TRIP? WOW, HER EYES WOULD PROBABLY ROLL BACK IN HER HEAD AND SHE WOULD SUFFER A GRAND MAL SEIZURE AS SHE STROKED OUT! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! WE'RE LUCKY TO HAVE A PRESIDENT NOW WITH MORE ENERGY THAN A 19 YEAR OLD ON SPEED. FRANKLY O'BAMA LOOKS LIKE A LAZY NIGGER COMPARED TO THE TRUMPMEISTER WHO GOES LIKE THE ENERGIZER BUNNY!

WE'RE DAMN LUCKY TO HAVE TRUMPY IN THERE AS PRESIDENT FOR DAMN SURE! HE'S MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN WHETHER OR NOT THOSE TRAITORS TO AMERICA IN THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA LIKE IT OR NOT! MAYBE THEY CAN FIND JOBS AT SOME COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA RAGS AND WORK FOR FOOD CHITS AND A MONTHLY CLOTHING ALLOWANCE, BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THEY'LL END UP! SO MUCH FOR AMERICA'S VAUNTED MEDIA!