Fuckin' Aye! It's A Conspiracy!

AMERICA HAS TURNED PARANOID AFTER BEING LIED TO INCESSANTLY BY IT'S LEADERS. NO ONE KNOWS ANYMORE WHAT IS TRUE AND WHAT ISN'T. BOTH SIDES OF AN ISSUE PUMP OUT FAKE NEWS AND PROPAGANDA TO SWAY OPINION AND GET YOUR SUPPORT. IF THE GOVERNMENT DOES NOT WANT TO RELEASE INFORMATION, THEY WILL CLASSIFY IT UNDER THE MONIKER OF "NATIONAL SECURITY" AND IT WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY! SO MUCH FOR A "FREE AND OPEN SOCIETY"! IT'S A CONSPIRACY ALRIGHT! A CONSPIRACY TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!