While The Great Lakes And Finger Lakes Were Being Formed By Glaciers Covering Old Valleys 14,000 Years Ago, Primitive Man Was Scaling Sheer Rock Cliffs And Inscribing Them With Petroglyphs!

The Great Lakes Were Only Finished Being Formed 4,000 Years Ago!

These Are The Largest Lakes On Earth Known To Be Formed By Glaciers!

Consider This, The Pyramids Of Egypt Had Not Even Been Constructed Yet When Primitive Man Scaled Sheer Rock Cliffs And Inscribed Them With Petroglyphs!

The National Park Of Gobustan In The Country Of Azerbaijan Holds Much Ancient Treasure Of Prehistoric Man!

I WOULDN'T MIND HANGING OUT FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS IN BAKU, THE CAPITOL OR AZERBAIJAN. THE CITY IS LISTED AS ONE OF THE TOP 10 PARTY CITIES IN THE WORLD RENOWNED FOR IT'S NIGHTLIFE! THE ONLY DRAWBACK WOULD BE I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THE 14 LANGUAGES SPOKEN THERE IN THE COUNTRY, THAT WOULD PUT BE AT A DISTINCT DISADVANTAGE! THE GOVERNMENT THERE IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES AND CORRUPT MOTHERFUCKERS ANYWAY. THE KILL JOURNALISTS AND BAN RADIO BROADCASTS! NOW HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BAN A RADIO BROADCAST??? HMMMMM...,
THE COUNTRY IS IN A DANGEROUS AREA TOO WITH IRAN TO THE SOUTH AND ARMENIA TO THE WEST, THESE IDIOTS HARBOR ANCIENT GRUDGES AND ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR SOME EXCUSE TO FUCK WITH ONE ANOTHER! HOWEVER, THE COUNTRY IS EXTREMELY RICH IN NATURAL RESOURCES AND IS UNLIKELY TO DEVOLVE INTO A THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE!

14 Languages Spoken In the Country!

Human Rights? We Ain't Got No Stinking Human Rights!

Seat Of Government In Baku!

THE COUNTRY HAS ABOUT 9.86 MILLION PEOPLE LIVING THERE AND ABOUT 25% OF THE ENTIRE POPULATION LIVES IN THE BAKU METRO AREA! AZERBAIJAN ALSO HAS ONE MORE THING GOING FOR IT, A GREAT AGRICULTURAL ECONOMY! THIS COUNTRY GROWS TONS AND TONS OF FOOD AND HELPS FEED A HUNGRY WORLD!

WHAT REALLY GOT ME INTEREST IN THIS WHOLE AREA WAS THE PETROGLYPHS AT THE GOBUSTAN NATIONAL PARK AND HOW OLD THEY ARE PURPORTED TO BE - 12,000+ YEARS OLD!

WELL, I GUESS I HAVE TO FACE FACTS AND ACKNOWLEDGE I'LL PROBABLY NEVER GET TO SEE THOSE PETROGLYPHS IN PERSON NOR PARTY WITH EXOTIC AZERBAIJANI BABES UNTIL DAWN, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE AN EXTREMELY ALLURING IDEA TO DO SO! WELL, YOU NEVER KNOW, SOME VISITOR TO THIS BLOG MAY JUST HIT THAT PAYPAL DONATION BUTTON AND GREEN ME WITH $35,000 AND MAKE MY LIFE A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT BETTER WITH SOME INSTANT GREEN ENERGY!