Who The Fuck Needs An Apple i Phone? I Sure Don't

I HAVE TO SNICKER AND LAUGH AT THESE IDIOTS WHO SPEND NEARLY A GRAND OR MORE ON THEIR FUCKING CELL PHONES AND THEN $100+ A MONTH ON THEIR CELL SERVICE JUST SO THEY CAN SOOTHE THEIR EGOS. HELL I HAVE A $40 ANDROID PHONE THAT DOES EVERYTHING AN I-PHONE DOES AND MY CELL PLAN COSTS $25 A MONTH WITH UNLIMITED DATA, ALBEIT I'M NOT A DATA HOG.

UH OH! APPLE STOCK DOWN 10% TODAY! NO SHIT! WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO SPEND $1,000 ON A FREAKING PHONE IDIOTS?! NOT ME! I WOULDN'T EVEN WASTE MY MONEY ON ONE OF THEIR OVERPRICED COMPUTERS EITHER! $2,500 FOR A LAPTOP WITH A 14" SCREEN? GO FUCK YOURSELVES! I CAN GET A WINDOWS 10 LAPTOP WITH 8GBS OF MEMORY, A 3.6 GHZ PROCESSOR WITH A DIGITAL HARDDRIVE AND A 17.9" SCREEN FOR $800!

APPLE HAS PRICED THEMSELVES OUT OF THE MARKET, AND AS A RESULT FOR ONLY TARGETING THE HIGH END, THEY HAVE WRITTEN THEIR LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT. THEY ARE A DOOMED COMPANY WITH THEIR LONG TERM SURVIVAL IN QUESTION. NO MATTER WHAT GADGET THEY COME UP WITH, OR WHAT LEVEL OF WOW FACTOR THEY INTRODUCE, WHAT THEY HAVE FAILED TO DO, IS MAKE THEIR PRODUCTS AFFORDABLE TO THE MASS MARKET, AND FOR THIS, THEY WILL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE! PEOPLE WILL IGNORE THEIR PRODUCTS AND GO AFTER THE LOWER PRICE POINTS BECAUSE IN GENERAL, PEOPLE ARE TIRED OF OVERPAYING FOR TECH WHEN THEIR COMPETITORS OFFER AN EQUIVALENTLY GOOD PRODUCT FOR FAR LESS MONEY.

HAD THE IDIOTS AT APPLE REALIZED THIS, THEY WOULD HAVE BEGUN TO MAKE THEIR PRODUCTS MORE AFFORDABLE LONG AGO. NOW THEY WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH WHAT THEY HAVE CREATED, A NICHE MARKET WITH EVER DWINDLING SALES BECAUSE OF LOWER DEMAND FOR THEIR OVERPRICED PRODUCTS! 

IF YOU HAVE APPLE STOCK, I WOULD DUMP IT ALL RIGHT NOW AND GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN. BUT, WHAT DO I KNOW, I'M JUST AN IDIOT BLOGGER FROM THE OUTER REACHES OF THE INTERNETS.