Yakuza Plan To Fix Saturday's 145th Running Of The Kentucky Derby And Let Japanese Bred Horse Win It All! This Is Sinister And Un-American!

ANGIE HARMON IS AN AMERICAN GODDESS! SHE SHOULD BE THE PRESIDENT! OH, EXCUSE I GET DISTRACTED WHENEVER I SEE A PICTURE OF THAT BEAUTY!

WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT YAKUZA ORGANIZED CRIME ELEMENTS ARE INSERTING THEMSELVESAT CHURCHILL DOWNS THIS WEEK TO DO WHAT THEY DO BEST! FIX HORSE RACES! SO DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN 80:1 SHOT JAPANESE HORSE "MASTER FENCER" OUT OF THE #15 GATE WINS THE KENTUCKY DERBY ALONG WITH A TRIO OF MEGA-BOMBS IN THE SUPERFECTA! YOU HIT THIS RACE, AND YOU CAN BUY YOURSELF A BRAND NEW TRUCK, A HOUSE, AND A NEW LIFE! YEP, THOSE SHIFTY JAPANESE MOBSTERS ARE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF THEIR OWN IN THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN AND TAKE ALL OF THAT MONEY WAGERED ON ROADSTER AND OMAHA BEACH AND TRANSFER IT INTO POCKETS OF THEIR BUDDIES BACK IN JAPAN LAND! THIS COULD BE THE BIGGEST UPSET IN THE 145 YEARS OF THE KENTUCKY DERBY! MEANWHILE MY PALS AT THE KENTUCKY RACING COMMISSION AND THE HONG KONG JOCKEY CLUB HAVE TIPS FROM THEIR INFORMANTS IN THE OVERSEAS SYNDICATE AND THEY ARE PLANNING TO CRACK THIS CASE WIDE OPEN! IT SEEMS THE YAKUZA HAVE DEVISE A SECRET DRUG, UNDETECTABLE BY ANY TEST OUT THEIR THAT WILL MAKE ANY HORSE FLY LIKE ODIN'S STEED AND FLY INTO THE SKY LIKE PEGASUS IF IT WANTS! JUST ONE INJECTION 2-3 HOURS BEFORE RACE TIME WILL HAVE ANY HORSE FLYING HIGHER THAN A KITE AND RUNNING FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET!

IT SEEMS THE YAKUZA HAS TEAMED UP WITH DEVIOUS NORTH KOREAN AND JAPANESE CHEMISTS TO COME UP WITH THIS CONCOCTION WHICH HAS ALREADY BEEN PROVEN DURING NUMEROUS RACES AT VARIOUS HORSE RACING TRACK IN JAPAN OVER THE LAST 8 MONTHS WITH A RECORD OF 35 WINS WITH 35 TRIES! IT SEEMS THEY HAVE MANIPULATED THE DNA OF CERTAIN HORSE HORMONES THAT MAKES THE DRUG UNDETECTABLE AND MAKES THE PONIES RACE LIKE THE WIND!

WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. BUT AFTER 7 YEARS OF THE FAVORITE WINNING THE DERBY EACH YEAR, IT'S TIME TO PUT UP SOME LONGSHOT SPECIALS WITH MEGABOMBS IN THE EXACTAS, TRIFECTAS, SUPERFECTAS AND SUPER-HI FIVES! I HOPE THE KENTUCKY DERBY DAY THIS YEAR IS THE GRAVEYARD OF FAVORITES AND WE SEE NOTHING BUT 48:1 SHOT WIN EVERY RACE COUPLE WITH 20, 30 AND 80:1 SHOTS IN THE EXACTAS AND TRIS! TIME TO CASH IN YOUR DEFERRED SAVINGS PLANS!

HOW'S THAT FOR A FIXED RACE? $3,000 EXACTA, .50CENT TRIFECTA $5737 1$ SUPERFECTA $51,400
1$ SUPER HIGH FIVE $544,186.
I TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD START A NEW LIFE WITH THESE KINDS OF PAYOFFS! HOWEVER 97% OF BETTORS LOST THEIR ASSES ON THE KENTUCKY DERBY DAY THANKS TO THE JAPANESE YAKUZA FIXING THE RACE AND BRIBING RACE OFFICIALS!