Newt's Sister Is From The Isle Of Lesbos

LESBIANS ARE EVERYWHERE! ALL THE COOL GIRLS ARE LESBIANS! NEWT'S SISTER IS A LESBIAN, AND HERE'S WHAT SHE HAD TO SAY TO HER BROTHER BACK IN 2008!

Dear Newt,

I recently had the displeasure of watching you bash the protestors of the Prop 8 marriage ban to Bill O'Reilly on FOX News. I must say, after years of watching you build your career by stirring up the fears and prejudices of the far right, I feel compelled to use the words of your idol, Ronald Reagan, "There you go, again."

However, I realize that you may have been a little preoccupied lately with planning your resurrection as the savior of your party, so I thought I would fill you in on a few important developments you might have overlooked.

The truth is that you're living in a world that no longer exists. I, along with millions of Americans, clearly see the world the way it as -- and we embrace what it can be. You, on the other hand, seem incapable of looking for new ideas or moving beyond what worked in the past.

Welcome to the 21st century, big bro. I can understand why you're so afraid of the energy that has been unleashed after gay and lesbian couples had their rights stripped away from them by a hateful campaign. I can see why you're sounding the alarm against the activists who use all the latest tech tools to build these rallies from the ground up in cities across the country.

This unstoppable progress has at its core a group we at HRC call Generation Equality. They are the most supportive of full LGBT equality than any American generation ever -- and when it comes to the politics of division, well, they don't roll that way. 18-24 year olds voted overwhelmingly against Prop 8 and overwhelmingly for Barack Obama. And the numbers of young progressive voters will only continue to grow. According to the Center for Information and Research on Civic Learning, about 23 million 18-29 year olds voted on Nov. 4, 2008 -- the most young voters ever to cast a ballot in a presidential election. That's an increase of 3 million more voters compared to 2004.

These are the same people who helped elect Barack Obama and sent a decisive message to your party. These young people are the future and their energy will continue to drive our country forward. Even older Americans are turning their backs on the politics of fear and demagoguery that you and your cronies have perfected over the years.

This is a movement of the people that you most fear. It's a movement of progress -- and your words on FOX News only show how truly desperate you are to maintain control of a world that is changing before your very eyes.

Then again, we've seen these tactics before. We know how much the right likes to play political and cultural hardball, and then turn around and accuse us of lashing out first. You give a pass to a religious group -- one that looks down upon minorities and women -- when they use their money and membership roles to roll back the rights of others, and then you label us "fascists" when we fight back. You belittle the relationships of gay and lesbian couples, and yet somehow neglect to explain who anointed you the protector of "traditional" marriage. And, of course, you've also mastered taking the foolish actions of a few people and then indicting an entire population based on those mistakes. I fail to see how any of these patterns coincide with the values of "historic Christianity" you claim to champion.

Again, nothing new here. This is just more of the blatant hypocrisy we're used to hearing.

What really worries me is that you are always willing to use LGBT Americans as political weapons to further your ambitions. That's really so '90s, Newt. In this day and age, it's embarrassing to watch you talk like that. You should be more afraid of the new political climate in America, because, there is no place for you in it.

In other words, stop being a hater, big bro.

OF COURSE IDIOT AMERICA WILL DONATE MILLIONS TO IDIOTS LIKE GINGRICH AND PERRY BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY ARE HARD CHARGING ANTI-GAY, FAMILY VALUES, LOVE ISRAEL REAL CONSERVATIVES. NEWTS FIRST GIRLFRIEND WHEN HE WAS 16 WAS HIS MATH TEACHER!!! WOULD SHE BE A PAEDOPHILE LIKE SANDUSKY BECAUSE SHE WAS BANGING NEWT WHEN HE WAS 16? NEWT CHEATED ON ALL OF HIS WIVES, THAT MEANS HIS DICK DOES HIS THINKING FOR HIM! BILLY GRAHAM WOULD PROBABLY SAY, "GREAT MEN HAVE GREAT NEEDS, (SEXUALLY SPEAKING OF COURSE!). THESE PHONEY FAMILY VALUES SPOUTING PROFESSIONAL HYPOCRITES LIE TO THEIR WIVES, SO THEY HAVE NO PROBLEM LYING TO THE ELECTORATE.

RICK PERRY WAS ON CNN TONIGHT WITH SUPER HEBREW AND ISRAEL FIRSTER, WOLF "OY VEY" BLITZER, SPOUTING SHIT ABOUT HOW HE WOULD RECOGNIZE JERUSALEM AS THE ISRAELI CAPITAL AND NOT TEL AVIV! OY VEY! HE SAID THE US STATE DEPARTMENT HAS GOT IT WRONG AND HE WOULD ERADICATE ANYONE IN THE STATE DEPARTMENT WHO STOOD IN HIS WAY!

FUCK IT! A VOTE FOR ANY ONE OF THESE REPUBLICAN MORONS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IS A VOTE FOR SELF EXTERMINATION. COULD YOU IMAGINE JOHN BOLTON AS SECRETARY OF DEFENSE? OR THE MYRIAD OF OTHER APPOINTMENTS THAT THESE RIGHT WING NAZIS WOULD MAKE.

THE CURRENT CROP OF REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES ALL EMIT A PSYCHOPATHOLOGY THAT CALLS FOR IMMEDIATE MENTAL HEALTH TREATMENT. THIS IS A GROUP OF SOME VERY SICK PUPPIES WHO WANT TO MANIPULATE YOU INTO DONATING MONEY TO THEM, GIVE YOUR POLITICAL SUPPORT TO THEM AND VOTE FOR THEM ON ELECTION DAY! IS IDIOT AMERICA OUT OF THEIR MINDS TOO AND IN NEED OF IMMEDIATE MENTAL HEALTH TREATMENT?

HOW ANYONE COULD DONATE MONEY AND SUPPORT ANY OF THESE CLOWNS IS BEYOND THE SCOPE OF MY IMAGINATION! THE BASTARDS!

What To Get Grandma + Grandpa For Christmas Courtesy Of The Republican Party!

So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Congressmen.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered. And, as an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what?

LET 'EM CUT ENTITLEMENTS SO THE US GOVERNMENT CAN CONTINUE ILLEGAL WARS AND RUN A POLICE STATE! KEEP TAXES ON THE RICH LOW SO THE MILLIONAIRE CONGRESS KEEPS GETTING RE-ELECTED. MEANWHILE, YOUR KIDS DIE IN THESE WARS, THEY GO TO SCHOOL AND BECOME TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN DEBT WITH STUDENT LOANS WHILE 500 PEOPLE APPLY FOR ONE JOB OPENING AT BURGER KING OR CHINAMART! THIS IS THE AMERICA I KNOW AND LOVE!

Spend Your Money On American Products This Chistmas! Screw The Imports! Buy Beer And Liquor Made In The USA! The Job You Save May Be Your Own!

No, America's unemployment rate is not 8.6 percent

That's just another lie fed to you by the mainstream media and the US government.

News from the Labor Department on Friday revealed that the unemployment rate in America miraculously improved, with only 8.6 of the country without jobs. If you think the news was too good to be true, that’s because it is.

As the Department of Labor tells America that the percentage of the country without jobs is at a two year low, many Americans celebrate what hopes to be a recovery from a long-lasting recession that has spawned dire unemployment figures for over two years. On the contrary, the statistics for November are represented as good as the government makes it up to be because just that — it makes them up.

Yes, the US economy spawned around 120,000 jobs last month, but at the same time, around 315,000 Americans left the labor force — that is, they simply gave up. While 8.6 of Americans are unemployed in the sense that they are out of a job and actively seeking work, hundreds of thousands of people have simply stopped even trying to get a paycheck.

November’s figure, 8.6 percent, is actually the proportion of Americans unemployed, “as a percent of the civilian labor force,” as per the official definition from the Labor Department (a figure it refers to as “U-3,” the official unemployment rate). When considering those that fit that definition as well as discouraged workers (U-4), those marginally attached to the work labor force (U-5) and those that are employed part-time and seeking full-time employment but can’t find it, the Labor Department has another statistic, which it refers to as U-6; for the month of November, that figure is at 15.6 percent.

The actual number of Americans who have given up a while ago isn’t firm, but the latest statistics — though painted pretty by the Department of Labor — reveal that November saw 315,000 new Americans abandoning their job hunt.

“You’d like to see the unemployment rate coming down when people are coming into the job market, not disappearing,” James Glassman of New York City’s JP Morgan Chase & Co. tells Bloomberg News. “That’s probably exaggerating the trend in unemployment.”

As civilians leave the labor force, obviously the percentage of those participating in the market drops as well. Should the jobless numbers be compared to those participating in the labor force when Obama entered office in 2009, the U-3 unemployment rate would be at around 11 percent now, reports CNBC contributor James Pethokoukis.

Even taking into account the Labor Department’s definition of what counts as employed, 20 of the 50 states in America (plus the District of Columbia) saw jobless figures exceeding 9.0 percent for the month of November. In California and Washington DC, numbers were at or above 11 percent; in Nevada: 13.4 percent.

Steve Eggleston of Hot Air adds that this seasonal drop in the civilian labor force is “almost unprecedented” for this time of year. “Since 1982, there have been only seven times the labor force has dropped between an October and a November, and only three times has the drop been even close to this steep,” adds Eggleston.

The Best Of The Vile, Politically Incorrect Jerry Sandusky Jokes!

You may hate Jerry Sandusky, but at least he drove slowly through school zones.

These Jerry Sandusky jokes are old...

...unlike those boys in the shower.

Sandusky is set to remake two Schwarzenegger films into one...

It's going to be called Kindergarten Predator.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an elementary school just as classes are let out for the day, when a teacher approaches him & asks, "so which child is yours?"

Sandusky replies: "I don't care, surprise me."

At Sandusky's arraignment, the judge reportedly asked him, "How does 8-9 years sound?"

He replied, "secksy."

It has been reported that Jerry Sandusky was often late for work...

Which is understandable as he liked to come in a little behind.

When I was a kid I was very ill in a hospital for quite some time, and I remember when Jerry Sandusky came to visit me...

I was touched.

Jerry Sandusky, Tim Curley and Gary Shultz are on a plane with a bunch of Second Mile kids, when suddenly the plane careens out of control and is on course to crash. .. Curley yells out, "Here, there are 3 parachutes!"

"What about the kids?!?!" replies Shultz.

Curley angrily replies, "!! the kids!!!"

To this, Sandusky calmly asks: "Have we got enough time?"

On a scale of 1-10, how old is Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?

During the Grand Jury investigation, Sandusky reportedly remarked, "I wish I had known that I was going to grow up to be pedophile." When asked "Why?", he responded,

"Because I'd have taken pictures of myself nak3d when I was younger."

When's bedtime at the Sandusky house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a terrorist?

Sandusky actually gets his virgins.

An investigative reporter discovered that in his younger days, Sandusky was fired from his first job as a lifeguard...

Turns out the kids have to be dying before you can kiss them.

What's the difference between a Bride and a Groom?

Jerry Sandusky doesn't Bride school kids.

One of the most sickening things about this whole ordeal is how a lot of people apparently saw the warning signs, yet did nothing about it...

For example, one night Jerry Sandusky & Tim Curley were watching "Pirates of the Caribbean" together, when Jerry asks, "Would you bone Keira Knightley?"

Curley replied, "She's got a skinny[..] and no !!...it'd be like shagging a school boy."

Jerry replies, "Yeah, so would I."

Most people probably don't know that Jerry Sandusky was also a ventriloquist:

He would put his hand up a boy's bum and tell him not to talk.

How is a Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare.

According to Jerry Sandusky, the best thing about showering with a 10 year old: If you slick his hair back, he looks like he's 7.

Hay Ma,I'm goin over to Jerry's for a workout.
Okey dokey son,make sure and pack a lunch just in case.

it is well known that Sandusky was the best at making tight ends into wide receivers.

It's been rumored that Jerry's Aunt Flossie is almost finished
knitting his kevlar jockstrap,for the joint { big house }.

News flash: Jerry Sandusky was spotted at Wal-Mart today. Apparently he was confused by a sign that said "Boys' pants half-off".

sandusky : i brought flowers
hanson: hello this is chris hanson with dateline nbc mind having a seat

I like 'em, but I have a very politically incorrect sense of humor.
You know it's bedtime at Jerry Sandusky's house when the big hand is on the little hand...

Say what you will about Jerry Sandusky, but at least he drives slowly through school zones.

Sure he often gets to work late as a result but he enjoys coming in a little behind.
Of course, sometimes Jerry decides not to go into work at all and stops at the schools. When he gets there the teachers ask, "Now which child will be going home with you? To which he replies, "Oh, I don't know, surprise me.

"
Breaking news!! Amidst the scandel Jerry Sandusky has just tried to commit suicide by jumping into the ocean. He was found by the coastgaurd bobbing up and down on a bouy.

What's the cause of Jerry Sandusky's pedophilia?

Sexy kids.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

How was the Penn State playbook like a dick?

They both got shoved down your throat by Sandusky.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

If an older woman chasing a younger guy is called a cougar, what do you call an older guy chasing a young boy?

A Nittany Lion…

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Penn State: the only University where you can major in minors

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

BREAKING NEWS:

Jerry Sandusky has attempted suicide by jumping into the sea...

Coastguards found him bobbing up and down on a small buoy!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You may hate Jerry Sandusky, but at least he drove slowly through school zones.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

These Jerry Sandusky jokes are old...

...unlike those boys in the shower.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Sandusky is set to remake two Schwarzenegger films into one...

It's going to be called Kindergarten Predator.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Jerry Sandusky walks into an elementary school just as classes are let out for the day, when a teacher approaches him & asks, "so which child is yours?"

Sandusky replies: "I don't care, surprise me."

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

At Sandusky's arraignment, the judge reportedly asked him, "How does 8-9 years sound?"

He replied, "Sexy."

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

It has been reported that Jerry Sandusky was often late for work...

Which is understandable as he liked to come in a little behind.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

When I was a kid I was very ill in a hospital for quite some time, and I remember when Jerry Sandusky came to visit me...

I was touched.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Jerry Sandusky, Tim Curley and Gary Shultz are on a plane with a bunch of Second Mile kids, when suddenly the plane careens out of control and is on course to crash. .. Curley yells out, "Here, there are 3 parachutes!"

"What about the kids?!?!" replies Shultz.

Curley angrily replies, "Fuck the kids!!!"

To this, Sandusky calmly asks: "Have we got enough time?"

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

On a scale of 1-10, how old is Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

During the Grand Jury investigation, Sandusky reportedly remarked, "I wish I had known that I was going to grow up to be pedophile." When asked "Why?", he responded,

"Because I'd have taken pictures of myself naked when I was younger."

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

When's bedtime at the Sandusky house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a terrorist?

Sandusky actually gets his virgins.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

An investigative reporter discovered that in his younger days, Sandusky was fired from his first job as a lifeguard...

Turns out the kids have to be dying before you can kiss them.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

What's the difference between a Bride and a Groom?

Jerry Sandusky doesn't Bride school kids.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I hear Sandusky had to stop going to church. The priests kept fighting over who got to hear his confession.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

One of the most sickening things about this whole ordeal is how a lot of people apparently saw the warning signs, yet did nothing about it...

For example, one night Jerry Sandusky & Tim Curley were watching "Pirates of the Caribbean" together, when Jerry asks, "Would you bone Keira Knightley?"

Curley replied, "She's got a skinny ass and no tits...it'd be like shagging a school boy."

Jerry replies, "Yeah, so would I."

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Most people probably don't know that Jerry Sandusky was also a ventriloquist:

He would put his hand up a boy's bum and tell him not to talk.

How is a Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare.

Q: What did Jerry Sandusky want for his birthday?

A: A new shower curtain

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State?

A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

Q: How has Jerry Sandusky's role in football changed?

A; He used to be a defensive coordinator and now he gets to be a reciever.

Q: What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite baseball team?

A: Tom's River, NJ All-Stars

Q: Where did Jerry Sandusky love to go on scouting trips?

A: Pop Warner football games.

•I Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

•There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

•The under Jerry Sandusky's tenure the Penn State football program's motto was "Taking young boys and turning them into men"

•Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

•Sanudsky....It aint just a city in Ohio anymore...

•Send your kids to Penn State...The memories will last a life time! (Cuz they'll be molested)

Jerry Sandusky, Tim Curley and Gary Shultz are on a plane with a bunch of Second Mile kids, when suddenly the plane careens out of control and is on course to crash. .. Curley yells out, "Here, there are 3 parachutes!"

"What about the kids?!?!" replies Shultz.

Curley angrily replies, "Fuck the kids!!!"

To this, Sandusky calmly asks: "Have we got enough time?"

An older woman who goes after young men is a cougar. An older man who goes after young boys is a Nittany Lion.

The Penn State Creamery discontinued the Jerry Sandusky ice cream flavor. It was banana with whipped cream and a smear of chocolate.

Say what you want about Jerry Sandusky, but he always drives slowly through a school zone.

Jerry Sandusky was always the first one ready to leave the team hotel the morning after road games. He had his shit packed the night before.

What's the difference between a horse that has thrown a dozen cowboys named "Foy" and Jerry Sandusky? One bucks Foys and the other...

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky was hospitalized today with food poisoning? He was sick from eating a 10-year-old wiener.

Why does jerry sandusky like getting shots at the doctors?

He likes feeling little pricks

Now that Sandusky has been suspended who is going to play Santa at the Second Mile Christmas party? I know Jerry always liked the kids to sit on his lap.

The sister of one of Jerry Sandusky's alleged victims is going through hell as a junior at Penn State, the Patriot-News reports.

Here's what she told Sara Ganim:

“I’ve been going to minimal classes, because every class I go to I get sick to my stomach. People are making jokes about it. I understand they don’t know I’m involved and it was my brother, but it’s still really hard to swallow that.”

The student says she "can't escape it," and that people are losing sight of the victims.

Herman "Mandingo" Cain Suspends Campaign So He Can Keep "Muh Dickin'" The White Wimminz Without Media Scrutiny!

IDIOT AMERICA ACTUALLY DONATED MILLIONS TO IDIOT CAINS' CAMPAIGN. WHAT A BUNCH OF MORONS THESE IDIOT AMERICANS ARE. CAIN, "SUSPENDS" CAMPAIGN SO HE CAN FOCUS ON HIS NEW CAREER AS A PORN STAR WITH THE SERIES, "BLACKS ON BLONDES".

Republican Traitors Want To Run America Into The Ground So They Can Win Next November! We'll Remember Your Asses For This, You BASTARDS!

REPUBLICAN TRAITORS DESTROYING AMERICA..., WITH NO LEADERSHIP THESE ASSHOLES ARE SINGLE HANDEDLY DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY SO..., THEY CAN SAVE IT! "W" CREATED THE GREATEST FINANCIAL EMERGENCY THE WORLD HAS EVER WITNESSED. THE REPUBLICANS DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN ABOUT JOE AND JANE AMERICAN.THAT'S A FACT. THE BASTARDS, THE TRAITORS! GOD DAMN THEM TO HELL! GET READY TO VOTE THESE PRICKS OUT OF OFFICE...,PERMANENTLY!

THANKS! 250,000 HITS SINCE NOV 16, 2009!

DEAR WARRIOR FANS..., THANKS FOR YOUR CONTINUED SUPPORT! HAVE A KICK ASS DAY!