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I SEE THESE RICH DOUCHEBAGS TOOLING AROUND TOWN IN THEIR HIGH END CONVERTIBLES, PROBLEM IS THEY ARE ALWAYS DRIVING ALONE! THEY'RE PROBABLY ASHAMED OF THEIR HAGGISH LOOKING WIVES. YOU SEE, BY THE TIME IT TOOK FOR THEM TO GET RICH ENOUGH TO BUY THAT MERCEDES CONVERTIBLE, THE WIFE, WELL, SHE GOT FAT AND SLOPPY IN A MIDDLE AGED ALCOHOL INDUCED HAZE. 

I SAY SCREW THAT! DUMP THE OLD GIRL, AND GET YOURSELF A YOUNG NAIVE CHICK WHO THINKS YOUR THE GREATEST THING SINCE THE INVENTION OF THE VIBRATOR! PUT HER IN THAT CONVERTIBLE AND SHOW HER OFF ALL AROUND TOWN! AT LEAST YOU WON'T BE WASTING GAS DRIVING AROUND TOWN LOOKING PATHETIC..., ALL ALONE IN THAT $70,000 CONVERTIBLE!