BREAKING: US+ISRAEL TO LAUNCH PREMPTIVE STRIKE ON IRAN UNDER GUISE OF SYRIAN ATTACK!

Oy Vey!

THIS WHOLE OPERATION HAS BEEN IN THE WORKS FOR A LONG TIME. IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT  THE PERFECT PRETEXT FOR PULLING THIS OFF HAS OCCURRED AND THE US GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO MAKE FULL USE OF THE OPPORTUNITY. THE BUSH DOCTRINE OF, "PRE-EMPTIVE WAR" MEANS YOU CAN ATTACK ANY COUNTRY FOR WHATEVER REASON, REAL OR IMAGINED. WITH THE NEAR DISINTEGRATION OF THE US ARMED FORCES AFTER 12 YEARS ABROAD, HOW WILL THE PENTAGON REPLACE ALL THAT AGING EQUIPMENT? WELL, THE TRUTH IS THEY CAN'T. THE GOLDEN AGE OF THE US MILITARY AND THEIR EXPEDITIONARY FORCES TO WAGE WARS OF CHOICE LIKE IN IRAQ ARE OVER. THE AGING NAVY, WILL BE REDUCED TO A SHADOW OF ITS FORMER SELF WHILE STILL BEING ABLE TO MAINTAIN AN OVERSEAS PRESENCE.

THE US WILL THEN TOTALLY RELY ON THE NUCLEAR MISSILE AS IT'S CHIEF FOREIGN POLICY TOOL. LAUNCHED BY HIGH TECH AIR CRAFT, MISSILE SILOS OR SUBMARINES, AN ARMED FORCES IS ONLY NEEDED THEN TO MAINTAIN AND PROTECT THESE SACRED WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.

HELL, YOU THINK A BUNCH OF LITTLE KIDS GETTING GASSED IN SYRIA IS SOMETHING? WAIT UNTIL THE US LAUNCHES A BUNCH OF MISSILES WITH MIRVED NUCLEAR WARHEADS AND SLAUGHTERS MILLIONS! NOW, THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING!

WELL IF THE US + ISRAEL REALLY GO AHEAD AND TRY TO PULL THIS OFF, ALL I CAN SAY, IS, "GOOD LUCK ASSHOLES!