California Chrome Looks To Wow In May 3rd's Kentucky Derby!

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Just Closed Will Have Payouts On All Bets In Final Future Pool Later On

And For The Females The Kentuck!s Oaks Futre Pool

California Chrome Won A HUGE Race At Saturday's Santa Anita Derby, While Up At Aqueduct The Favorite Was Crushed!

THAT RUSSIAN PRICK VLAD PUTIN THINKS HE'S HOT SHIT! WELL VLAD, I STILL HAVE NOT HEARD FROM YOUR AMBASSADOR ON WHETHER YOU WILL TAKE ME UP ON WARRIORS KENTUCKY DERBY CHALLENGE. 

THAT'S RIGHT VLAD, I'LL SPOT YOU $24 AND IF YOU CAN HIT THE DERBY SUPERFECTA COLD AND CASH YOUR TICKET, WELL THEN YOU CAN INVADE UKRAINE..., HELL YOU CAN INVADE AMERICA! BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOU CAN'T DO IT! PROVE ME WRONG VLAD AND YOU CAN START WORLD WAR 3! SEE IF I CARE!

THAT BIG RUSSIAN PUSSY TALKS A BIG GAME, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I HEARD? HE CAN'T EVEN GET IT UP! [HEE - HEE, THE DOCS THERE IN RUSSIA TRIED LOADING HIM UP WITH VIAGRA BUT IT JUST PUT HIM TO SLEEP!] YEP, I HEAR VLAD IS LUCKY TO GET A SEMI-ANNUAL ERECTION BUT HE STILL CAN'T POP THE CORK! HOW PATHETIC IS THAT?

SO IN ORDER FOR YOU TO RECLAIM YOUR MANHOOD VAL, YOU NEED TO MEET ME DOWN BY THE $2 WINDOWS CLOSE TO THE FINISH LINE. ALL THE TICKET SELLERS KNOW ME, JUST TELL THEM YOUR LOOKING FOR CYCLOPS WARRIOR AND THEY'LL POINT ME OUT TO YOU. HELL, I'LL EVEN BUY YOU A COUPLE OF JIM BEAMS AND COKE TO GET YOU PRIMED TO WATCH THE RACE! TAKE THAT $24 I'M SPOTTING YOU AND GET YOUR SUPERFECTA TICKETS FOR THE RACE AND IF YOU CAN NAIL THE SUPER, I'LL GIVE YOU A HIGH FIVE AND SAY, "TIME TO START WORLD WAR 3!" 

VLAD PUTIN AT CHURCHILL DOWNS ON KENTUCKY DERBY DAY, SWILLING JIM BEAM WITH HIS FRIEND CYCLOPS WARRIOR WHILE HE TRIES TO PICK THE WINNING SUPERFECTA COMBINATION! THIS IS THE BEST KIND OF DIPLOMACY IN THE WORLD! HELL, I EVEN GET A COUPLE OF HIGH CLASS CALL GIRLS FROM KANSAS CITY THAT WILL BE WORKING RACE WEEKEND TO GIVE YOU A KNOBBER. IF THESE BEAUTIFUL BABES CAN'T GET THAT DICK OF YOURS HARD, THEN I SUGGEST YOU LOOK INTO A PENILE IMPLANT! THESE BABES ROXY AND COCO ARE SO HOT, I'M GETTING HARD THINKING ABOUT THEM AND THE LAST TIME I NAILED 'EM LAST FALL. THEY ARE SOME REALLY HOT CHIX!

SO WE'LL SEE WHAT KIND OF COMPETITION CALIFORNIA CHROME HAS IN THE BIG RACE. NO MATTER HOW GOOD THE HORSE IT ALL COMES DOWN TO RACING LUCK AND HOW THE STAMPEDE TO THE FIRST TURN PLAYS OUT. 

3 + A HALF LONG WEEKS TO THE DERBY, THE ONLY SURE SIGN OF SPRING IN AMERICA.

SPRING IN AMERICA.

I LIKE THAT.

FUCK YOU VLAD PUTIN, YOU IMPOTENT NUMBNUTS!