Supreme Court Upholds Man - Horse Marriages, "States Must Immediately Issue Marriage Licenses To Said Couples And Grant Them All Legal Rights"! Americans Stunned Ruling 9-0 In FAVOR Of Man - Horse Marriages!

Members Of The Radical North American Man Horse Love [NAMHL] Association Celebrate An Historic Victory Tonight Of All Nights - "April Fools Day"!

Justices Voted 9-0 In FAVOR Of Man-Horse Marriages Citing Gay Marriage As Precedent! Republicans Outraged! Wondering If Man-Tree marriage Licenses Will Be Issued NEXT?!!!

Plaintiffs Post And Ed Fell In Love At A Small Stable In Oklahoma. Cited Nowhere In The Constitution Is Their A Prohibition On Man-Horse Marriage. This Is Photo As They Appeared Before Joint Session Of Congress As Guests Of President Obama, Making Their Case To The American People.

In Their Ruling, The Justices Added That, "Licenses Must Be Issued, Even If The Parties Are Same Sex Unions"! 

Even InThe Equine World, The News Is Fraught With Ramifications

The Happy Couple Are Planning A June Wedding At A Breeding Farm In Kentucky

Radical Member Of The NAMHLA In Underground Video Promoting Man-Horse Unions Asks, "What Took 'Em So Long?"

IT WAS ONLY IN THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS THAT THE SUPREME COURT OKAY'D SAME SEX COUPLES GETTING MARRIED, NOW THEY'VE GONE COMPLETELY BONKERS AND RULED MAN-HORSE MARRIAGE LICENSE TO BE ISSUED!

IN A 9-0 OPINION, THE JUSTICES, WITHOUT COMMENT RULED IN FAVOR OF THE PLAINTIFFS - WILBUR POST AND MR. ED BE GRANTED IMMEDIATE ACCESS TO A STATE ISSUED MARRIAGE LICENSE. THE RULING IS SEEN AS A GREAT VICTORY FOR THE NORTH AMERICAN MAN HORSE LOVE ASSOCIATION.