Bubba Was Fucking His Rich Neighbor In Chappaqua While Crooked Hillary Was Getting Seizure Treatments! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha! You Just Can't Make This Shit Up!

Bubba Was Bangin The Energizer Bunny! How Cool Is THAT?!

My Husband Is Not A Rapist, He's A "Sex Therapist"!

SINCE CROOKED HILLARY IS A LEZBIAN BULL DYKE, SHE PROBABLY DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK THAT HE WAS BANGING THEIR NEIGHBOR IN UPSCALE CHAPPAQUA! HELL, AT LEAST HE'S NOT A HOMO AT RISK OF GETTING THE AIDS VIRUS SHE CONSOLED HERSELF! WELL, THESE GODDAMN HORNY SENIORS ARE GETTING MORE PUSSY THAN I DID WHEN I WAS 19! HOLY FUCK, HOW MUCH VIAGARA DO THEIR DOCTORS HAVE THESE GUYS ON ANYWAY!