Russian Navy Prepares To Do Battle With US Fleet Under Command Of President Pussy

RUSSIAN NAVAL FORCES HAVE LEFT THEIR BARENTS SEA BASES ENROUTE TO ENGAGE THE US AND BRITISH NAVIES. SINCE LAME DUCK PRESIDENT O'BAMA HAS DECIDED TO INTERVENE EXECUTIVELY IN SYRIA WITHOUT CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL AS A MEANS TO DISTRACT THE COUNTRY FROM THE UPCOMING ELECTIONS DESPITE RUSSIA'S WARNINGS THAT ANY AIRCRAFT THAT ATTEMPTS TO INTERVENE IN THE CONFLICT WILL BE "SHOT DOWN"! THIS MEANS ONE THING - WAR WITH RUSSIA! SO HERE WE HAVE THE "NOBEL PEACE PRIZE" WINNING PRESIDENT BEING A SHIT STARTER AND DOING THE BIDDING OF THE NEOCON WAR HAWKS! THIS IS TOO RICH! I GUESS HE FANCIES HIMSELF AS A "GREAT MILITARY LEADER". WHAT AN IMAGINATION HE MUST HAVE!