The Trumpmeister Is Named "Person Of The Year" By Time Magazine

WHO ELSE WAS TIME MAGAZINE GOING TO SELECT? BEYONCE? GIVE ME A BREAK! WHEN TRUMPY UPENDED ALL THE POLITICAL PUNDITS AND THE POLITICAL ESTABLISHMENT, HE NOT ONLY WON THE NOMINATION BUT WON THE PRESIDENCY!

A BRASH NEW YORKER WITH BRASS BALLS AND A GREAT FAMILY MAN, HE PERSONIFIES THE ALPHA MALE THAT THE LEFT HATES. IN FACT, THE LEFT WANTS TO PUSSIFY ALL MALES AND TURN THEM INTO ANDROGYNOUS TRANSGENDERED FREAKS!

PRESCRIPTIONS FOR ATIVAN SKYROCKETED AS LIBS UNABLE TO SLEEP AFTER SPENDING DAYS ON END HYPERVENTILATING AND DAZED AFTER TRUMPY'S WIN NEEDED SOMETHING TO CALM THEM. LIB MALES CAN NO LONGER GET IT UP AS THEIR FANTASY WORLD HAS CRASHED DOWN AROUND THEM. EVEN VIAGRA WON'T HELP. THAT HIPPY CHICK WITH PIERCINGS, TATTOOS, HERPES AND THAT WEED HABIT, SUDDENLY LOOKS TOTALLY UNATTRACTIVE AS THEY REALIZE THAT THE BANGIN' CHICKS ARE HEALTHY AND TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES AND THEY DON'T WANT LEFTY FREAKAZOIDS WHO MARCH AND LOOT AND RIOT FOR SOME COMMIE, LEFTIST CAUSE CELEBRE!

SO IT'S A DAY OF RECKONING FOR THESE LEFTIST LOSERS. THEY HAVE NO MONEY, THEY ARE LIVING HAND TO MOUTH AND AT 32 YEARS OLD, THEY STILL LIVE AT HOME INUNDATED BY STUDENT DEBT AND IF THEY WORK THEY MAKE 4-500 A WEEK AND MOST OF THEIR EARNINGS THEY SPEND ON WEED AND OTHER DRUGS AS THEY LISTEN TO PHISH AND DRIVE THEIR BEATER CAR AROUND TO THEIR LIKE MINDED FRIENDS CAVES TO SHARE THEIR MISERY WITH BECAUSE MISERY LOVES COMPANY!

TRUMPY'S THE MAN! FUCK O'BAMA AND CROOKED HILLARY! THEY HAVE BEEN EXILED TO LOSERVILLE!

Trumpadelic! Trumptastic! Trumpaliscious!