Monday, August 22, 2011

Gaddafi Duck Signs With Versace, Promises To Go To Rehab













GADDAFI PROMISES INTENSIVE REHAB TO, "GET HIS HEAD ON STRAIGHT". SNOOP DOG AND AL SHARPTON FLY TO TRIPOLI TO BE WITH, "A GREAT LEADER", DURING HIS MOMENT OF CRISIS! OBAMA CHECKS WITH CORPORATE BIG WIGS AT KFC TO SEE IF THEY MIGHT HAVE A SLOT OPEN IN CORPORATE MARKETING FOR AN OLD PAL OF THE US GONE BAD! VERSACE WILL HIRE THE OLD BOY AS A "FASHION CONSULTANT" ON RETAINER UPON SUCCESSFUL COMPLETION OF REHAB!
SEE; HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE AND HERE.
ANDREA MITCHELL JUST ABOUT CREAMED HER PANTIES LAST NIGHT ON MSNBC WHILE REPORTING ON THE IMMINENT FALL OF TRIPOLI. SHE IS A SUPER-ZIONIST AND MULTI-MILLIONAIRE WHOSE FIRST ALLEGIANCE IS TO ISRAEL! SHE IS MARRIED TO THE SNOZZMEISTER HIMSELF, ALAN GREENSPAN ANOTHER ISRAEL FIRSTER AND SHEKEL LOAN SHARK ALA THE FEDERAL RESERVE! OY VEY!

London(ZimEye)US popular song-bird Beyonce made a half naked performance for Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi’s family an allegation she has accepted, it has emerged.

The singer’s publicist this week claimed that the singer had since donated the money she received from the Gaddafi performance to earthquake victims in Haiti.

Walking up and down dressed in seductive skinny black underclothes Beyonce danced for the Gaddafi(pictured right) family in 2009 in an explicit singing performance which has been condemned by journalists worldwide.

Quoted by Associated Press, Beyonce’s publicist said:

“Once it became known that the third party promoter was linked to the [Gaddafi] family, the decision was made to put that payment to a good cause,” Yvette Noel-Schure said. The fee was put toward humanitarian efforts in Haiti.
Exclusive documents from the US State department reveal that stars including Mariah Carey, 50 Cent and Timbaland performed at private concerts organised by Mutassim Gaddafi, Muammar’s son.

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