CARLSBERG BEER IS THE BEST GODDAMN BEER ON THE PLANET! SPACE ALIENS TRAVEL HUNDREDS OF LIGHT YEARS JUST FOR A TASTE OF THIS TASTY BREW! NEXT UP A "BEER SUMMIT" WITH OBAMA!
ON C2C TONITE NOORY INTERVIEWS KIM CARLSBERG ABDUCTED BY ALIENS FROM ZETA RITICULI AND FORCED HER TO BREED WITH THEM AND DONATE HER DNA TO THE ALIEN EUGENICS PROGRAM. THIS IS SOME PRETTY FAR OUT STUFF, BUT SINCE I HAD MY OWN PROFOUND UFO ENCOUNTER IN MAY OF 1982, I CAN'T CRITICIZE THIS STUPENDOUS CLAIM! COULD OBAMA BE AN ALIEN-HUMAN HYBRID? THE TRUTH RIGHT HERE AND HERE! ALL SPACE ALIENS MUST FIRST REGISTER HERE AT EARTHS' ET EMBASSY!
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